Tuesday, January 31, 2006
SEX
Sex: Scientist's have came up with a new discovery, sex is good for you. Wow, after only a few million years of scientific study they finally reached that conclusion. They discovered frequent sex is good for one's health; it can add years to your life, its good for your heart, gives you a stronger immune system, helps fight cancer, fights off depression, and stress, and lowers blood pressure. In addition, in case you didn’t know, it can also be fun.
Time magazine in their January 19, 2004 edition did a very interesting article on sexual healing. Instead of quoting from their article, I'll send you out to buy their magazine, better yet read it on the Internet. That way I don't have to go threw all the BS to get permission to quote from their magazine.
One thing that I will comment on is Dr. Beverly Whipple's discovery a few years back of the "G" spot that has the power of sexual arousal for women. Since the time of her brilliant discovery, there has been other scientific breakthrough's regarding "hot spots". The "A" spot the "O' spot, and maybe a few more spots that they're keeping secret. Come on ladies who are you kidding, I know most of you are partially retarded when it comes to sex, but to take millions of years to discover your hot spots is really too fornicating much. Did you know most women could bring themselves to orgasm in less than five minutes, so why don't they share this information with their lovers?
I know that most men are lousy lovers; when they have an erection their part of foreplay is finished, they want to go for it, now; but whose fault is it? It's the women's own fault, most of them are to timid to let a man know what turns them on or off, and then when their pussy for brains husband or boyfriends leave them wanting, they bitch about what lousy lovers they are. If women would take the time to explain what they like in sex, including the foreplay needed, where all her hot spots are, then they would be content and the man in her life would be proud of himself for being a good lover.
Women have to loosen up, don't worry about scaring some guy off with your sexual needs; if the guy is so selfish that he won’t consider your needs, throw the bum out, your better off without him.
Men have been going to hookers for years, want to know why? well I'm going to tell you anyhow: It's for pure unadulterated wild sex, those girls let it all hang out and will do anything your little heart desires, or maybe I should say anything you can afford, the more kinky your taste the more expensive it gets.
Ever hear the expression "be a lady in public and a whore in bed"? That’s right ladies at times you have to be that wild woman that men dream of having in their bed. Mix it up, one night come to bed in a little girl outfit, pigtails and all. Put on the "good ship lollipop routine, the sweet innocent little virgin; let him rape you. The next night show up in leathers and whips, just say "My turn"; soon he'll be wondering just why he blew all that money on some bimbo, when he has better sex right at home.
Why are we so screwed up when it comes to sex? Why all the guilt for doing something so pleasurable? Who made up all those rules regarding our sexual behavior? I can only guess, personally I think it was man trying to undermine just how important women are, or religion wanting to control all of us. Face it; who ever controls sex controls the world. Regardless who ever it was they had to be over 80, deciding sex was naughty, because they could no longer function sexually.
One more question then I will get off my sex rampage; if sexual intercourse is a natural desire possessed by all animal species, them why have we the most intelligent of all the species keep hidden the secrets of sexual pleasure, and tried desperately to keep sexual pleasure itself suppressed.
For those that feel we are above being animals free to fornicate when ever the biological impulse kicks in, let me tell you something my wife calls me a wild animal, and is renewing my contract for another year; no I don't take Viagra, after all I'm only 70.
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Friday, January 27, 2006
MEXICO
CRAZY WORLD
Mexico: We all dream of finding Shangri-La, that perfect get away or retirement spot, perpetual spring, low cost of living, virtually no crime, and most important a people who are happy to have you living in their community; does Mexico fit into that category?
I'm sorry to say no more, I've been living in Mexico for almost twenty years, and have seen some drastic changes, some for the good but unfortunately most for the worst. For one, the big cities have become very dangerous for North Americans. Kidnapping is the latest craze, granted big cities in the US are not exactly safe places either but the chances of having body parts sent to your relatives is very slight.
There are a few places that attract older Americans such as Lake Chapala, and San Miguel de Allende to name a few. These places are designed with Americans in mind and are not cheap; also, they are full of older Americans trying to play Mexican. If you want to live in a senior community you would be better off staying in Tucson, or Palm Beach it’s cheaper, and health care is closer; most important you are welcome and not just for your money.
A sad fact is Mexicans no longer like or respect us, if they ever did its history. In the major resorts such as Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, Manzanillo, and a few other resort areas you will be treated like kings; the employees in these major hotels are professionals when it comes to the art of patronization. They will go out of their way to put up with your bad manners and insults, but don't even think they like you, it's all for your money.
Let me elaborate on a issue that I'm sure your familiar with, but seem to look the other way when put in your face; "Spring Break" in case you've been living in a convent let me enlighten you.
Spring break is when hundreds of thousands of our collage students, the future leaders of our country flock to the beach resorts of Mexico. You would have to see it to believe it'. Some of our collages finest arrive in Mexico drunk on their butts; they hit the beaches and disco's like a pack of wild animals; they vomit and pee in the streets and fornicate on the beaches. One disco has a contest to see how many sexual positions a couple can achieve in the shortest possible time.
Think I'm making this up? I wish I was but this one made national television. They made a documentary on beaches all over Mexico called "Wild On" check out your locale TV station for the episode from Mazatlan, those kids where doing things in the disco's, on the beaches, and in the streets that I wish I could still do in my bedroom.
The disgusting part of all this is it's only for the "gringo's" if a Mexican kid got caught pulling this kind of crap he would be in the slammer, and I mean fast.
Your probably thinking, where are the cops during all this, well folks they are very busy looking the other way, they've got their orders to let these drunken perverts do any thing they want, as long as they're spending money the beach is theirs. The Mexican government has prostituted itself for the all mighty American dollar.
The majority of Mexicans are sick of having their beach resorts defiled by these North American scum, with their vulgar behavior. Unfortunately, as long as these resorts keep promoting the spring break orgies, the bags of trash from our colleges and universities will keep heading to Mexico where they can do things in public that would be xxx rated in their own country.
We now have a new situation in Mexico where there true feelings for the US has brought its ugly head to the surface. When the president of the US made the statement in regards to the war in Iraq, "you’re either for us or against us". Mexico along with France and Germany where the first to say they where against us. The people of Mexico cheered and danced in the streets, proudly proclaiming to the world that they where not afraid to stand up to the giant monster on their northern border.
The Mexican press and television have been slamming the US at every opportunity. Making the US out to be the savages who go out of their way to slaughter innocent women and children. For over a week, all I saw on television was the clip of four children who had been wounded by American bombers; their mothers screaming and their fathers weeping. Not once did they show our military in action against the evil empire created by the monster Saddam Hussein. Where was the voice of indignation from our close friends in Mexico when he was slaughtering millions of his own people?
My hangout used to be a locale pizza parlor but had to stop going because of all the anti American insults; much to my surprise from the owner who owes every thing he has to over twenty years of working in the US.
I live in a small town north of Guadalajara, where most the populace live off money generated in the US. I asked one big mouth if he was going to start sending his social security checks back. All I got was a dirty look, especially when I reminded him that being a good catholic it was a sin to receive dirty money.
Most young men from this town head to the US to find work, over 90% illegal. They will put their life on the line to get across that border. There are over thirteen million legal Mexicans living in the US and an estimated thirteen million illegal, accounting for over eleven billion dollars coming into Mexico per year, plus the US tourist spend another eight billion, talk about biting the hand that feeds you! Mexico has become a nation that hates us because they need us.
We now find ourselves needing them probably more than they need us. If they ever figure this out the US could find itself in very serious trouble. Think what would happen if the illegal Mexicans should organize into a union, or even a political group. Talk about power! What if they all went on a two-week strike? States like California, Texas, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, and more; these six states would be in serious trouble. Fast food restaurants, motels, hotels, hospitals. They would all suffer incredible loses. Some, being put out of business. The agriculture industry would lose billions in a well-timed two-week shutdown. What is the solution? If you have any ideas e-mail me.
duwayne@partiallyretarded.com
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Mexico: We all dream of finding Shangri-La, that perfect get away or retirement spot, perpetual spring, low cost of living, virtually no crime, and most important a people who are happy to have you living in their community; does Mexico fit into that category?
I'm sorry to say no more, I've been living in Mexico for almost twenty years, and have seen some drastic changes, some for the good but unfortunately most for the worst. For one, the big cities have become very dangerous for North Americans. Kidnapping is the latest craze, granted big cities in the US are not exactly safe places either but the chances of having body parts sent to your relatives is very slight.
There are a few places that attract older Americans such as Lake Chapala, and San Miguel de Allende to name a few. These places are designed with Americans in mind and are not cheap; also, they are full of older Americans trying to play Mexican. If you want to live in a senior community you would be better off staying in Tucson, or Palm Beach it’s cheaper, and health care is closer; most important you are welcome and not just for your money.
A sad fact is Mexicans no longer like or respect us, if they ever did its history. In the major resorts such as Cancun, Puerto Vallarta, Manzanillo, and a few other resort areas you will be treated like kings; the employees in these major hotels are professionals when it comes to the art of patronization. They will go out of their way to put up with your bad manners and insults, but don't even think they like you, it's all for your money.
Let me elaborate on a issue that I'm sure your familiar with, but seem to look the other way when put in your face; "Spring Break" in case you've been living in a convent let me enlighten you.
Spring break is when hundreds of thousands of our collage students, the future leaders of our country flock to the beach resorts of Mexico. You would have to see it to believe it'. Some of our collages finest arrive in Mexico drunk on their butts; they hit the beaches and disco's like a pack of wild animals; they vomit and pee in the streets and fornicate on the beaches. One disco has a contest to see how many sexual positions a couple can achieve in the shortest possible time.
Think I'm making this up? I wish I was but this one made national television. They made a documentary on beaches all over Mexico called "Wild On" check out your locale TV station for the episode from Mazatlan, those kids where doing things in the disco's, on the beaches, and in the streets that I wish I could still do in my bedroom.
The disgusting part of all this is it's only for the "gringo's" if a Mexican kid got caught pulling this kind of crap he would be in the slammer, and I mean fast.
Your probably thinking, where are the cops during all this, well folks they are very busy looking the other way, they've got their orders to let these drunken perverts do any thing they want, as long as they're spending money the beach is theirs. The Mexican government has prostituted itself for the all mighty American dollar.
The majority of Mexicans are sick of having their beach resorts defiled by these North American scum, with their vulgar behavior. Unfortunately, as long as these resorts keep promoting the spring break orgies, the bags of trash from our colleges and universities will keep heading to Mexico where they can do things in public that would be xxx rated in their own country.
We now have a new situation in Mexico where there true feelings for the US has brought its ugly head to the surface. When the president of the US made the statement in regards to the war in Iraq, "you’re either for us or against us". Mexico along with France and Germany where the first to say they where against us. The people of Mexico cheered and danced in the streets, proudly proclaiming to the world that they where not afraid to stand up to the giant monster on their northern border.
The Mexican press and television have been slamming the US at every opportunity. Making the US out to be the savages who go out of their way to slaughter innocent women and children. For over a week, all I saw on television was the clip of four children who had been wounded by American bombers; their mothers screaming and their fathers weeping. Not once did they show our military in action against the evil empire created by the monster Saddam Hussein. Where was the voice of indignation from our close friends in Mexico when he was slaughtering millions of his own people?
My hangout used to be a locale pizza parlor but had to stop going because of all the anti American insults; much to my surprise from the owner who owes every thing he has to over twenty years of working in the US.
I live in a small town north of Guadalajara, where most the populace live off money generated in the US. I asked one big mouth if he was going to start sending his social security checks back. All I got was a dirty look, especially when I reminded him that being a good catholic it was a sin to receive dirty money.
Most young men from this town head to the US to find work, over 90% illegal. They will put their life on the line to get across that border. There are over thirteen million legal Mexicans living in the US and an estimated thirteen million illegal, accounting for over eleven billion dollars coming into Mexico per year, plus the US tourist spend another eight billion, talk about biting the hand that feeds you! Mexico has become a nation that hates us because they need us.
We now find ourselves needing them probably more than they need us. If they ever figure this out the US could find itself in very serious trouble. Think what would happen if the illegal Mexicans should organize into a union, or even a political group. Talk about power! What if they all went on a two-week strike? States like California, Texas, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, and more; these six states would be in serious trouble. Fast food restaurants, motels, hotels, hospitals. They would all suffer incredible loses. Some, being put out of business. The agriculture industry would lose billions in a well-timed two-week shutdown. What is the solution? If you have any ideas e-mail me.
duwayne@partiallyretarded.com
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Understanding Men
CRAZY WORLD
Men: Understanding men is really a no-brainier; when a young mans hormones start to flow, his brain does a crash dive to the head of his penis, and lingers there tell he gets enough sex enabling him to spend a few hours a day working. To earn enough money so he can afford to chase after more sex. Or in many cases a wife, who he foolishly believes will give him sex when ever his little heart desires.
Men will go to the wildest extremes for sex< they'll go after any women who gives him the slightest inclination that she is interested. They'll go after their neighbors wives, baby setters, waitress's, their wives sisters, cousins, even their best friends wives, even their secretaries, you think all those secretary jokes where made up?
What's really scary is how far some men will go for sex, even for a quickie, they will jeopardize everything they’ve spent a life time working to achieve. A few of our Presidents are a good example, no, I'm not going to pick on slick Willie, hell, our Senators and Congressmen have been having sex with interns, male and female since the beginning of the political system.
Young men don't understand what motivates them to take such risks for quick sex; all they know is at any given moment they have to have her, her meaning some bimbo he wouldn't want to be seen in public with. As soon as he's had his pleasure he's out the door hoping no one saw him with this ten minute or less love affair.
Today it's hard to hide your indiscretion's, especially if your famous, even preacher's are getting caught. Jimmy Swaggert made millions off television, and the television media did there best to bring him down after catching him with a hooker. He was smart, he immediately went on television with hands in the air and tears in his eyes proclaimed he had sinned and begged God to forgive him. A month later he got caught with another hooker. I don't hold this behavior against him, at least he goes after adult women, on the other hand catholic Priest are now involved in a scandal that is rocking the Catholic church, sex with young boys.
The point I'm making is that men don't seem to have any control of themselves when it comes to sex, they'll do anything for it, even to the point of putting their life's on the line. Come on ladies how much more power do you want? If ever it came down to complete equality of the sexes you couldn't handle it, you control 87% of the money and 100% of what men can’t live without, and you want equality? You’ve got to be kidding.
In one survey they found men think about sex 10 to 30 times a day, for any man in a position to have sex with almost any young lady he wishes, those thoughts are going to be put into action. Henry Kissinger when asked by the president of China why so many women found him so attractive responded, "power is the ultimate aphrodisiac".
Perhaps someday we'll change our views on our sex life, and recognize it as a natural body function, that it's not a sin, nor should sex between two consenting adults be illegal; then we can get on with our lives without the guilt trips we’ve built around men's occasional indiscretions.
Before I get women hot at me let me add that women should have the same liberties as men, if she wants to go after some hunk for pleasure, go for it; not that they don't already, just ask any rock star, or professional athletic. What gets me is just how many women will spread their legs for some sleaze ball guitar player with no talent, rings in his ears, his navel, his tongue, even his penis, smart as a bowling ball; and you gals point your fingers at men, you should hang your heads in shame.
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Men: Understanding men is really a no-brainier; when a young mans hormones start to flow, his brain does a crash dive to the head of his penis, and lingers there tell he gets enough sex enabling him to spend a few hours a day working. To earn enough money so he can afford to chase after more sex. Or in many cases a wife, who he foolishly believes will give him sex when ever his little heart desires.
Men will go to the wildest extremes for sex< they'll go after any women who gives him the slightest inclination that she is interested. They'll go after their neighbors wives, baby setters, waitress's, their wives sisters, cousins, even their best friends wives, even their secretaries, you think all those secretary jokes where made up?
What's really scary is how far some men will go for sex, even for a quickie, they will jeopardize everything they’ve spent a life time working to achieve. A few of our Presidents are a good example, no, I'm not going to pick on slick Willie, hell, our Senators and Congressmen have been having sex with interns, male and female since the beginning of the political system.
Young men don't understand what motivates them to take such risks for quick sex; all they know is at any given moment they have to have her, her meaning some bimbo he wouldn't want to be seen in public with. As soon as he's had his pleasure he's out the door hoping no one saw him with this ten minute or less love affair.
Today it's hard to hide your indiscretion's, especially if your famous, even preacher's are getting caught. Jimmy Swaggert made millions off television, and the television media did there best to bring him down after catching him with a hooker. He was smart, he immediately went on television with hands in the air and tears in his eyes proclaimed he had sinned and begged God to forgive him. A month later he got caught with another hooker. I don't hold this behavior against him, at least he goes after adult women, on the other hand catholic Priest are now involved in a scandal that is rocking the Catholic church, sex with young boys.
The point I'm making is that men don't seem to have any control of themselves when it comes to sex, they'll do anything for it, even to the point of putting their life's on the line. Come on ladies how much more power do you want? If ever it came down to complete equality of the sexes you couldn't handle it, you control 87% of the money and 100% of what men can’t live without, and you want equality? You’ve got to be kidding.
In one survey they found men think about sex 10 to 30 times a day, for any man in a position to have sex with almost any young lady he wishes, those thoughts are going to be put into action. Henry Kissinger when asked by the president of China why so many women found him so attractive responded, "power is the ultimate aphrodisiac".
Perhaps someday we'll change our views on our sex life, and recognize it as a natural body function, that it's not a sin, nor should sex between two consenting adults be illegal; then we can get on with our lives without the guilt trips we’ve built around men's occasional indiscretions.
Before I get women hot at me let me add that women should have the same liberties as men, if she wants to go after some hunk for pleasure, go for it; not that they don't already, just ask any rock star, or professional athletic. What gets me is just how many women will spread their legs for some sleaze ball guitar player with no talent, rings in his ears, his navel, his tongue, even his penis, smart as a bowling ball; and you gals point your fingers at men, you should hang your heads in shame.
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