Duwayne Cook takes a look at what insane things we humans get ourselves involved in; such as, Marriage, Divorce, Religion, Sex, War,The medical profession. Proving that most of us are at the very least partially retarded.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
SEX
Sex: Scientist's have came up with a new discovery, sex is good for you. Wow, after only a few million years of scientific study they finally reached that conclusion. They discovered frequent sex is good for one's health; it can add years to your life, its good for your heart, gives you a stronger immune system, helps fight cancer, fights off depression, and stress, and lowers blood pressure. In addition, in case you didn’t know, it can also be fun.
Time magazine in their January 19, 2004 edition did a very interesting article on sexual healing. Instead of quoting from their article, I'll send you out to buy their magazine, better yet read it on the Internet. That way I don't have to go threw all the BS to get permission to quote from their magazine.
One thing that I will comment on is Dr. Beverly Whipple's discovery a few years back of the "G" spot that has the power of sexual arousal for women. Since the time of her brilliant discovery, there has been other scientific breakthrough's regarding "hot spots". The "A" spot the "O' spot, and maybe a few more spots that they're keeping secret. Come on ladies who are you kidding, I know most of you are partially retarded when it comes to sex, but to take millions of years to discover your hot spots is really too fornicating much. Did you know most women could bring themselves to orgasm in less than five minutes, so why don't they share this information with their lovers?
I know that most men are lousy lovers; when they have an erection their part of foreplay is finished, they want to go for it, now; but whose fault is it? It's the women's own fault, most of them are to timid to let a man know what turns them on or off, and then when their pussy for brains husband or boyfriends leave them wanting, they bitch about what lousy lovers they are. If women would take the time to explain what they like in sex, including the foreplay needed, where all her hot spots are, then they would be content and the man in her life would be proud of himself for being a good lover.
Women have to loosen up, don't worry about scaring some guy off with your sexual needs; if the guy is so selfish that he won’t consider your needs, throw the bum out, your better off without him.
Men have been going to hookers for years, want to know why? well I'm going to tell you anyhow: It's for pure unadulterated wild sex, those girls let it all hang out and will do anything your little heart desires, or maybe I should say anything you can afford, the more kinky your taste the more expensive it gets.
Ever hear the expression "be a lady in public and a whore in bed"? That’s right ladies at times you have to be that wild woman that men dream of having in their bed. Mix it up, one night come to bed in a little girl outfit, pigtails and all. Put on the "good ship lollipop routine, the sweet innocent little virgin; let him rape you. The next night show up in leathers and whips, just say "My turn"; soon he'll be wondering just why he blew all that money on some bimbo, when he has better sex right at home.
Why are we so screwed up when it comes to sex? Why all the guilt for doing something so pleasurable? Who made up all those rules regarding our sexual behavior? I can only guess, personally I think it was man trying to undermine just how important women are, or religion wanting to control all of us. Face it; who ever controls sex controls the world. Regardless who ever it was they had to be over 80, deciding sex was naughty, because they could no longer function sexually.
One more question then I will get off my sex rampage; if sexual intercourse is a natural desire possessed by all animal species, them why have we the most intelligent of all the species keep hidden the secrets of sexual pleasure, and tried desperately to keep sexual pleasure itself suppressed.
For those that feel we are above being animals free to fornicate when ever the biological impulse kicks in, let me tell you something my wife calls me a wild animal, and is renewing my contract for another year; no I don't take Viagra, after all I'm only 70.
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