AMNESTY

AMNESTY

Amnesty

Before I get into the solution for our illegal immigration problem let me run some statics by you.

1, The Conservative estimates are 830.00 to 1 million, who cross our borders illegally every year, there are  are many estimates quoting  upwards of 2 million.  .

2. how many do we catch at the border, approximately 350.000, that should tell us that between 500.00 to 1 or more million are falling threw the cracks.

3. The figures “caught” include some of the 12  to 25.million who are already here.

4. What is the budget for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) ? Less than you would think, it’s a paltry 5.3 billion, these are the figures provided by the U:S: government.

5.This leads us to the figure of costing us $16.000 per person caught, and this does not include the cost of deportation.

This, needless to say is not what you’d call a good investment, as usual the U.S. government is sticking it to the taxpayer where the sun don’t shine.

Okay enough bitching and moaning, what’s the solution?

To start, AMNESTY, there I said that bad word, but listen to my line of reasoning.

Deporting 12 to 25 million is way beyond the U:S: budget, besides in less than a year most would be right back, many wouldn’t even miss a days work.

So give amnesty to all who have been living in the U:S: for at least two years, they must have clean police records for sure, no felony arrests.

Look do you have any idea what we are losing in tax revenue, 12 to 25 million working people for the most part not paying taxes? and believe me they are all working.

Another way to cut our costs is to deport the 357.000 prisoners from south of the border. They cost the U:S: taxpayer upwards of $52.000 per year to keep them locked up, for most it’s the best life style they’ve ever had.

Unless they are serving time for murder or for some other very violent crime get their ass back to whatever  country they came from, let their country deal with their own problem children.

Why the hell should we pay more than 221 million to house, cloth feed, and guard, these deadbeats who for the most part are incarcerated for dealing drugs.

Amnesty would put 12 to 25 million on the legal payroll, all paying taxes, supporting their schools, buying insurance for their cars as well as their homes, in short contributing to their new country.

And for those who want to come to the U:S: we’ve got to make it easier, know more of this bullshit in our consulates, as long as they want to come to the U.S. let them come legally give them a 6 month visa, if after 6 months they want an extension  give them another 6 months, but let them be aware no more, if they want to stay longer than 1 year they must start work on their permanent green card, ( or blue card I don’t know what the hell color it is just give it to them )

For a good example of stupidity, take the consulate in Guadalajara, out of ten applicants only three will get a visa, they lose all their money, and are shown the door.

Out of that seven five will come to the U.S. on their own, illegally.

We should make an agreement with all country’s especially in the Americas, that all will be treated with respect and dignity, and they must do the very same with their illegals.

Amnesty for all the Americas.

After Life

After Life

How many of you believe in an after life?

I’m willing to bet quit a few, but now tell me, why?

Have you really messed up your life so badly here on earth that you can’t wait to get somewhere else to get it right?

“Oh yes heaven is the place for me” “come get me Jesus”, no matter how badly you have fucked up your and others lives, in Heaven your going to have the perfect life. Again, tell me, Why do you believe this?

Most of those who believe in an after life or reincarnation, are also believers in a God in one form or another.

What’s going on here, this guy who created you is supposed to be so perfect but he couldn’t get it right the first time? So no matter how badly you behave here on earth not to worry your going to get a second shot?

The Catholics really have a good deal; you can be the most evil piece of shit who has ever walked the earth. You can rob, rape, and kill, the day they walk you down the hall to fry your worthless ass, some priest in a dress will except your confession to your God and all is forgiven, off you go to Heaven for an eternity of bless.

Come on, what kind of father figure is this guy. “ Hi Dad welcome home from work, I’ve got to confess something. I burned down the neighbor’s house. I shot the husband, cut off his wife’s head, and fucked his five year old daughter, will you forgive me?” “Why of course my son, come into the house and have a glass of milk and some cookies.”

The Muslims even have a better deal. They can steal, rape, and slaughter whole villages, if they have their way entire countries. If they happen to get killed in their pursuit of cleaning up the World for God, they get to go to Heaven into the waiting arms of 72 virgins. What about the guys three or four wives he left here on earth? They’re not the least bit jealous? “oh no our husband is a martyr, he can have all the pussy he can handle in Heaven.”  Wow sounds like a dam good deal to me but if you don’t mind I would rather have all the pussy I can handle right here on earth.

Never the less it’s always a good idea to cover your ass. I wonder if  the Muslims  have a recruiting office here in Mexico.

RAPE

Rape according to dictionary's is the act of forceful sexual intercourse.

Now before I go any further let me make one thing perfectly clear, any one who uses force to have sex whether it be with a weapon or the threat of or the act of physical violence, regardless of the age of the victim should be put away, and I mean for a long time.

What is the legal definition of rape. Wow watch out, every State in our most intelligent of unions have there own laws as to what consists of rape.

I have counted over 27 different laws in regards to just what consists of rape, and there are many more.

There are today way to many men serving serious time in our prison systems for rape, and many of these men should not be there.

The laws in the U.S. are seriously flawed in regards to what is construed as rape.

Why is it that for example, a male school teacher gets caught having sex with one of his students, He is going to jail for twenty to thirty years. Lets turn this around, say the teacher is female and gets caught having a sexual relation with one or more of her students, she will be unfortunate to get six months in jail, usually she is put on parole and released.

This is just one of the many flaws in our Judaical system, it is not just for all and it is time we took a serious look at some of our antiquated laws, especially in regards to just what is rape.

In many States if a girl of thirteen has sex with a boy over eighteen, ( in some States the boy can be even younger ) that boy is going to do some serious time in jail, it doesn't matter if the young lady was the instigator, and wanted to have sex with the young man, he is going to jail.

Now here is a shocker for you. In the State of Oregon, a young girl or boy of 15 years of age can be sterilized for free and without parental consent.

She is considered  immature for consensual

  sex, but to consent to sterilization  they tell use she is an adult and fully capable to make that decision, what a crock of hypercritical bullshit. 

Here are some facts that may come as a surprise to you. Girls start having the desire to have sex from the age of nine to 14 years of age, and it's not just out of curiosity, there hormones start to go to work and the desire to have sex is in full bloom.

Young girls from the age of four or five start masturbation on a regular basics, it feels good and they should be permitted there pleasures.

The problems start when a parent catches them in the act, then in most cases they are taught how evil they are, and that God will send them to that big lake of molten lava for there evil deeds

Needless to say they are scared out of there wits, but not enough so to quite masturbating, they will continue to masturbate, only they have learned to be a bit more discrete.

Sexual desire is natural, it starts to consume a large part of our everyday thoughts and actions from the ages five or six tell we go to what ever land your religion tells you your going to go too when you croak (die)

Sodomy is now thrown in to the rape category, sodomy is the act of having anal, or oral sex, lets face it anal sex is usually consensual sex between two men or boys, and my thoughts on this is if that's what they want leave them alone it's none of our business what two consenting people do in there private lives. 

Why is oral sex construed as rape, After all oral sex is the giving of sexual pleasure with no serious consequences.

Oral sex is a pleasure that all young women enjoy, but if she is under 18 and you are over 18, your going to go to jail for sodomy, she has the pleasure of orgasm, and you my friend have the pleasure of masturbating for a good part of your life. 

As long as there is not physical abuse involved let them alone. Now if there is physical abuse, such as prisoners being raped, it should be treated as rape and these people should be sent away for a long time, in regards to jail house rape, those found guilty of such crimes should be sentenced to solitary confinement for the rest of there lives, or at least for the time remaining  of their confinement.

When I was a young man ( between the ages of nine to about 16 ) many homosexual men would approach me for oral sex, and I let it happen, why? because like most young men of my age it felt good that's why, and I enjoyed it.

Yes I was raised as a Catholic, but no I never had sex with a priest, I guess they had enough youngsters waiting in line so I was never hit upon by a priest .

I don't see the problem with men having oral sex with young ladies, or for that matter with young men if they are so inclined. Believe me young women of all ages  like and want it, it can give incredible pleasure to a young woman  ( older ladies those between thirty and ninety seem to like it as well ) There is no chance of an unwanted pregnancy, and more important, very little chance of a disease being contacted, so why is it even construed as a crime?

As long as there are young men and women who are interested in experimenting with oral sex, they should be left alone to do what ever their hearts desire.

There is noway that oral sex should be construed as a crime, unless of course there has been physical force evolved, if so then it should be treated as rape and these people should be incarcerated .

I think it's time that people woke up to the fact that matters of personal sexual preferences regardless of a persons age are really none of our business, unless as I've repeated there has been physical abuse evolved.

The youth of this world want and enjoy sex, the middle age folks want and enjoy sex. And yes there are even a few old folks like me who still want and (occasionally) enjoy sex.

So in closing let me make one more statement, Get the fuck out of our private lives.

Honesty, Integrity, Ethics, Virtue.

Four words that virtually no longer exist in the human language.
We have become so accustomed to listening to bull shit lies feed to us threw the medium rather it be Television, Magazines, newspapers, radio, and now we have the internet feeding us with lies, and we set back and except it all as facts.
It's time we woke up to the facts and start living in reality, you cannot believe anything you read in the Newspapers or magazines, you cannot believe anything you see on television, or listen to on the radio, and now the internet has jumped into the game, all these so called medium of information are trying to do is to get you to buy whatever shit they are trying to promote.

They'll print and say anything that they think will sell their products.

The all powerful main stream media has taken it upon themselves to inform us as to what idiots we are, and that the information that their programs bring us will send us fleeing in the right direction. They have now gotten to the point of even selecting the presidents of the U.S. for us.

Talk about liars personified, Politicians will tell us anything that they think we want to here, just to get our votes.

Look whats going on within the Republican party. I'm seventy seven years of age and in all those years I've never seen so much dirty laundry hanging all over the place, according to the candidates there is not a one of them worthy of being President, and at this point I'm inclined to agree with them.

Ron Paul is the only one I've listened to who I believe is an honest man, unfortunately he is telling us things that at this time no one wants to hear.
It's called telling the truth, the facts, and the reality of just where we stand as a nation, nobody seems ready to except the fact that we as a nation have lost our credibility, as well as our work ethic, now we want it all for nothing,  more welfare, more free public housing, and of course more food stamps, all without working. We have become a nation of deadbeats.

Most of our allies have given up supporting us, they to have come to the realization that anything coming out of Washington DC is bullshit.
They too have lost faith in us and rightfully so, for we Americans have lost faith in ourselves.

We have lost our trust in the TV mega medias the newspapers., Magazines, too say the least the movie industry, at least with Hollywood you know or should know that what their given us is pure fantasy. Which is just about the same as what the Politicians, Newspapers, Magazines are feeding us.

Those Media idiots are doing there very best to control our lives, especially our private lives.
Face the reality of just where we are at, for one we as a nation are broke, if we where a business we would file for bankruptcy, and the directors would be in jail, and that's exactly where the leaders of this country deserve to be.

The politicians have lied , cheated, and are all guilty of treason, we have been sold out.
Where do we go from here, I don't really know and at my age who really gives a shit. I do know this, we had better wake up to reality and make some big changes fast, or we had better learn to speak Chinese. Face it we owe them more than we can ever pay, what happens when they foreclose?

The thing that saddens me is I had the privilege of growing up in the greatest country that the World has ever known. To watch what a bunch of dirty corrupt politicians have done to to our country is truly heartbreaking.

We have got to get rid of 99% of the scumbags we have sent to Washington, just to have them sell us out to the highest bidder, they are traitors, and are the servants of big business.

Needless to say big business has got to be kept out of Washington DC, if need be by the point of a gun or the threat of the Gallows.

CRAZY WORLD: HATRED OF MUSLIMS

CRAZY WORLD: HATRED OF MUSLIMS

HATRED OF MUSLIMS

Hatred of Muslims

Should we really hate Muslims?

First of all let me make a point, I personally feel that hatred is a wast of time and energy, and most important it’ serves no purpose other than causing yourself a lot of sorrow, and the person to whom your directing your hatred doesn’t give a shit one way or the other, so why wast your time?

Why do we permit ourselves to hate a people who we have never met? How many Muslims do you know? Most of you know none, so why wast your time with hating a people you don’t know?

I have a friend for over forty years who happens to be Muslim, and might add there is no way I’ll ever give up our friendship over what his personal beliefs are.

I don’t hate anybody on this fucked up planet, I may not believe  in what there beliefs are but hate them, never.

Let me make another point. I really don’t like anybody I don’t know, and I really don’t like most that I do know.

I don’t believe in Islam, but I do have a few friends who are Muslim.

I don’t like most black people, but I do have a few black people who are my friends.

I’m not found of Jewish people, but must admit to having a few Jewish friends

I also find most white people are a big pain in the ass, but again must admit to having a few white friends.

Chinese for the most part I can live without , but I do have a few Chinese friends.

I don’t like 99% of the people who happen to share space with me on this planet, but to hate them, never.

Why do we permit ourselves to fill our lives with all this negative energy it serves no purpose other than the destruction of our very own body’s.

Who is guilty for guiding us into hating? Number one, is our politicians. You should never believe anything that comes out of a politicians mouth, most are lawyers and lawyers are trained to do 3 things, lie , cheat, and manipulate, what ever it takes to win, once they get involved in politics it’s all for winning your vote.

Number two is Religion, all religion are involved in one thing, controlling your lives, and they will do and say anything to gain your following, they tell you to love in one breath, and in the next breath they tell you to kill. What a bunch of hypocrites most of the worlds religions are.

Look at what is going on in this world of ours, we’ve got Jews killing Muslims we’ve got Muslims killing everybody, but for the most part they are  killing other Muslims, what the hell is wrong with these fanatics, do they really believe they can convert the world. no way.

They go after Israel and the USA for one reason, both are weak and are willing to play politics with these fanatics.

Look if they really wanted to convert the world they would start with China, how long do you think China would put up with the bullshit that they have unleashed on the US, about one day and that part of the world would be reduced into a very large sand pit.

Russia, how many terrorist do you think Russia would tolerate before the shit hit the fan?, I would give the fanatics two days with the Russians.

I personally feel that all religion is one click above Politicians when it comes to perpetuating hatred.

You must learn to respect all, to form friendships and to give your love based upon your personal contacts not because of their religious or political beliefs, and most importantly don’t ever form your opinion on what is served to you by religion, politicians and especially on what you read in the newspapers, see on television, and of course see in the movies, they are all  based on fantasy and are all trying to influence your opinion, They are all after two things your support and most important your MONEY.

The bottom line is this, Don’t permit anyone, whether it be Religion or Politics to lead you into hating a people who you know nothing about.

Curing Impotence

 IMPOTENCE

The greatest fear for men is sexual impotency; the first time a man cannot perform sexually is the most traumatic experience of his life; there he is with a ten-inch penis, and he’s afraid that its only future use is for urination; he is mortified to say the least.
You think men don’t try to rule with their cocks. The cars, the clothes, and even those stupid caps they wear backward. The tee shirts with somebody elses name, or logo. The real man messages on their sweatshirts, “Kill Em All Let God Sort Them Out;” real he-men. Don’t believe it, it’s all a macho show; a display of their masculinity; but when the day comes when he  cant get a rock solid erection, he ain’t shit, and he knows it.
Wait tell the first time he can’t get it up. His personality changes big time. Out of pure fear he becomes meek, unsure of himself, he actually becomes a nicer nobler person, he’s now humble. All this because his cock will know longer jump to attention; hell the poor bastard can’t even masturbate, that shriveled up piece of dead meat keeps slipping out of his grip, must be that dam soap; it just hangs there, dead, like a well-cooked piece of spaghetti flopping in the air.

One of mens best keep secrets is a surgical process’s called the penile implant. This being a semi rigid plastic cylindrical device placed within the penis; they have half a hard on day and night; at least half their confidence is restored. The sad part of this is, its not necessary, its just another way for Doctors to rip you off; they will be the last to tell you that if you cant get it up, it’s usually your own fault.
Mistreatment of their body’s is usually what gets most men into this predicament. Usually it’s just a physical break down, but it can rapidly turn into a physiological problem if not treated immediately.
The main cause, at least for most men with the limp dick syndrome is booze, drugs, or both; nothing will knock your dick dead faster than the abuse of those two.

Second is stress, either on the job or in a relationship; third is diet; face it big Mac’s, whoppers, cokes, and a side order of French fries are not conducive to getting an erection.
I’m surprised Burger King, or one of the other venders of gut busters haven’t picked up on this and came out with the aphrodisiac burger, for a bigger and better whopper; who knows they may even taste good; one thing for sure they would be the hottest seller in the history of burgers.
How can any man expect to perform at 100% when all he does is pack his face with fast food and a big slurpy?
Men will lie on their ass the entire weekend watching sports, eating chips and washing it down with a six pack or two of beer, real jocks. When he runs out of beer, he will drive the half block to the fast food store to pick up another 12 pack; when he hits the sack after an exhausting 10-hour day of clicking the remote from one sporting event to the next. It’s the “Baby bring out the Viagra, I feel like fucking tonight”.
Let me tell you something; if they cut the half time shows from sporting events the birth rate would drop by about 30%.

We as a nation are getting lazier and fatter every generation, and then we wonder what happened when we cannot get our cocks straight; are we really only partially retarded?

The first time you are unable to perform its important for you to set down with your wife or lover and discus your problem.
Unfortunately, men do not like to share this problem, but at this time your mate can be of great help in bringing you out of this serious situation.
Her understanding of your problem can keep you off the physiologist couch and most importantly off some surgeon’s table getting a dildo sewn inside your cock, unless of course she is the cause of your problem.

Set down and take a look at your life style, heavy drinking? Drugs. Even weekend binges can wreck your love life, and age is not a factor; there are many twenty and thirty year olds who cant get it up solely because of drinking, drugs, and putting garbage food into their bodies.

Stress on the job, if you have serious problems on the job this can hang over into your home life and affect your love life.
Stress in your relationship, this is obviously going to effect your ability to perform; if your having problems with your mate, its dam hard to perform with any feeling in your bed.
Diet, this is one problem effecting your sexual performance that very few men pay any attention to and yet one of the most important.
What can you do other than becoming a monk, or having half a hard on that’s difficult at times to even piss threw?
Let’s take one at a time;1. Drinking alcohol or non- prescribed drug use. Stop for at least ten days, this includes soft drinks. “How can I watch my football games without a beer?” easy don’t watch the football game, go for a walk instead.

2. Take a good look at your problems at work are they really problems, or in your poor physical condition you created these problems, or made them out to be bigger than they really are; maybe a short vacation is in order to clear your head out.

3. stress in your relationship or family; you have to set down with all concerned and discuss the problem; be prepared to except the blame or partial blame for what’s going wrong; the important thing is to open up; get it all out into the open; you are heading for serious problems if you don’t.

One more thing, if you got a butt fuck ugly wife, you know the kind, “2 super burgers, triple fry’s, oh yes a 2 liter of diet coke please”. You had better tell her it’s time to diet or pack her bags.4. Diet, its amassing that man can ever get a hard on with the shit he throws in his body; a man will take better care of his car than his own body; even dogs eat a more balanced meal than most men, or women for that matter.

Here’s my program for all the above, in ten days you will be a new person; if you follow the rules, the big guy will once more stand proudly at attention, and you can go back to being the prick with a big dick.

Take three days off work; time it around a weekend so you have five days to work on yourself; no booze or drugs for this five-day period, also no meat; not just red meat, any meat.
The first thing every morning upon arising drink two ten-oz. glasses of lukewarm water.
The day before you start this program go to the locale park or woods and measure off one mile, you go to the park or woods, not the gym, regardless of the weather.
The first day you walk briskly the one mile you have previously marked off, then one-mile back. Only two miles at first, and alone, I repeat, ALONE; early in the morning; hopefully the weather will be bad enough where you’ll move your ass, and when I say briskly, I mean to really move, as fast as you can without jogging;
When you return to your home, have breakfast, no bacon and eggs, only cereals.
If you have to eat that stuff with the basketball heroes on the cover go ahead, but its better to make a trip to the health food store and buy wheat germ, rolled oats, oat bran, and some wheat bran. Mix this in with the super star’s formula and you will get some nutrition to start your day. If you have to use milk, use only skim milk, or soymilk, better still yogurt but nonfat without the fruit, unless he is your roommate.
No toast, no coffee, or any drink that has caffeine, drink decaffeinated teas, especially dandelion tea if you’ve been a heavy boozer; no cheese, in fact no dairy products for the first five days.

Your first day go to a book store and find something to your liking, nothing about work, this is reading for your pleasure, don’t try to learn anything; this is to free your mind of any problems you think you have.

If you smoke now is the time to give it up. You’ve got five days all to yourself, so if you turn into a nervous pain in the ass, you’ll only have yourself to bitch at. If married or have a live in, an hour before she or he gets home take another two-mile walk; this is to relieve those jangled nerves that usually build up the first three or four days while quitting smoking; so when your mate does walk threw the door their not met by some raving maniac.

If you’re serious about quitting, buy another book extra long, James Michener is great to stop smoking by. Make a deal with yourself know smoking when you read. After a couple days you may be able to finish a whole chapter before sucking up smoke; keep thinking, one less cigarette, one more hard on. It may or may not be true but a good thought nonetheless.

Go to the locale health food store and buy these products.
Korean red ginseng, capsules. Take two every morning with your first two glasses of water, if you like open the capsules and make yourself a tea, add some honey if you need to for taste. two more capsules at night before bedtime. (Note; if you have high blood pressure, pass on the Korean Ginseng, take Muira Puama instead, it has shown to lower blood pressure as well.)

Mexican Damiana, extract, or tea if you can get it, if not capsules, take one teaspoon every morning with your second glass of water, another teaspoon at night.
Sarsaparilla extract, or in capsules, takes two tablets or one teaspoon at midday, repeat with dinner. Siberian Ginseng, capsules, take two at mid day and two more at dinner; remember every time you take a tablet, capsule, or extract drink at least 1 ten-oz. glass of water.
That’s right you will be drinking at least ten glasses of water per day preferable bottled; if you can handle it without peeing in your pants drink twenty.

What to eat, for breakfast? Cereal, with lots of fiber, all you can eat, this is not a diet to loose weight, we are just going to clean out your body a bit. For lunch, any pasta dish, without meat or cheese, all you want, with a big salad, with only vinegar and olive oil for dressing. You can substitute fresh lemon juice for the vinegar if you wish. No soups, unless prepared at home without salt, vegetable stews of any kind, let me repeat, no meat, no salt; one short note on salt, don’t start crying that your food has know taste; there are many good spices on the market such as basil, oregano, laurel, cilantro. There are many more that will actually enhance the taste of your food and be a lot better for you than salt; no dairy products.

Another important note; your main meal of the day should be between one and three in the afternoon; eat light after 6 pm, you’ll sleep better.

Snacks, if you have been a heavy drinker you should snack on no less than three medium sized carrots per day raw of course. celery one or two stalks per day, artichokes eat the meat off the leaves, and the heart, beets at least three a week all raw; yeah, that means uncooked. I repeat All the above should be eaten raw, cleaned of course, but don’t peel.

Stay away from all Products with sugar, salt, or MSG; try to eat only natural foods without preservatives. which means spend more time in the produce section, and leave the canned crap alone.

Eat raw garlic with everything you can, not the pills plain garlic, on your salads in your soups, in everything you can stand; hey I told you to be alone for five days; so don’t sweat a little breath odor.

After five days, you can eat anything you want, but please stay away from fast foods of any kind. Stay light on your consumption of meats, especially pork and red meats; try not to salt your foods, your body derives all it needs from natural food, and if you eat in restaurants they put plenty of salt on every thing they prepare.

Keep drinking plenty of water at least ten glasses per day and continue with the Herb’s and roots I’ve recommended.

After five days, the morning walks should be extended to four miles per day, for the rest of your life; always walk alone and in a park or woods; two reasons, the exercise is good for you, second and just as important, the solitude is very important to get your brain twisted back where it’s supposed to be.

No gyms, unless its for your added pleasure; if after one month of this regimen the pride of your life’s only function is for peeing threw, consult your doctor about Viagra, or one of the other drugs for getting things straightened out between your legs.

Remember one thing, they’re still drugs; eventually you’ll have to pay the price for there use; you may have a monster erection; but your liver and kidneys are rotting away; I don’t care how big a hard on you got, its dam hard fucking with a catheter up your dick.

Let me share some information with you on Viagra; here are just a few of the side effects; heart related problems including, heart attack, sudden death, (oh this is just fucking great, you finally got a screaming hard on, only one problem, your dead). Irregular heart beat, stroke, chest pain and increased blood pressure, if you are taking any medical prescriptions, (and who of us over fifty isn’t) consult your doctor before taking or doing anything new.

Here’s the one I just love; if your
erection last longer than four hours, you may have priapism. Contact your doctor (or undertaker) immediately.Come on guys, is this really worth getting a hard on for, your cock is sticking straight up, the
only problem is the undertaker is having a hell of a time fitting you for a casket.

If you have any illness, heart, diabetic, or are taking any prescribed medicine, consult your Doctor before starting this or any other health program.
Not to worry, things will be looking and hopefully, standing up soon.

SEX IS NATURAL

SEX IS NATURAL?

There is one thing I cannot understand, we have been around in our present form for the past 100.000 or so years and we still do not know, or haven’t figured out how to make our mates happy sexually?

Are we really that retarded when it comes to sex? What is the problem; you would think that after all these years of practice we should have it down to a fine art; you would think every woman on earth should have multi orgasms at will.

Men don’t seem to have much of a problem, if he can get it in, even if he has to bend it in he can get it off.

Sex supposedly is natural, a basic instinct, instant tranquility; it’s natural, so it has to be good for you, right?

The problems we have with sex is of our social programming, not of our basic instincts; what may be natural in the US may be taboo in South America; what’s natural for the Hindus may be a sin for the Catholics; to put it more directly, religion of one form or other has done more to fuck up fucking than any other cause.

Some psychologist tell you its good for you, it’s healthy, nature’s tranquilizer; parents think one way till their daughters reach about 13; the boys start

sniffing around, she starts acting strange, then the parents, especially dads, start to back off on what is considered natural.

A few thousand years ago, it may have been natural for Thor to smack his woman to be on the head and drag her off to his cave. This of course would make things a lot easier today, some women may even go for it; for most women in this modern day world it will not work, ask Mike Tyson, it cost him some time in the slammer and a ton of money.

Our close relatives the gorillas have a routine not to far removed from man a few thousand years back; the males square off and beat the crap out of each other tell one is the victor.

The champ limps off and fucks the lady of his choice. The loser and his buddies have to set on the sidelines playing with themselves tell the big guy takes a nap, then they will take life in hand for a quickie with the first lady gorilla that will accept their advances. Fortunately, for the youngsters, female gorillas have few headaches, so the boys are permitted a few practice rounds.

When it comes to sex there is too much conflict to just what is natural; different cultures, religions, and now even the governments are trying to control or at least influence what goes on in our bedrooms; perhaps the government’s main concern is birth control, or maybe the high cost of disease control, certainly not our primitive instincts for breeding.

Of all the species on this planet humans are the most ignorant when it comes to understanding their sexuality; teachers in our school system even to University level are restricted in sharing what little or any knowledge they may possess concerning what is normal in sex.

Religion, and those who think they should control all matters sexual have produced a nation of frustrated sexual idiots.

Humans are the only species who are ashamed of their bodies; there are a few young ladies out there who are willing to show off their tits and a few pubic hairs creating mega buck industries; like table dancing. Girlie mags, movies, the internet and TV

generates, billions of dollars all from mans desire to look at a woman’s body. The porno business alone generates over 12 billion per year. And you get upset when I call humans partially retarded.

Why do we put ourselves threw so much crap for something that’s supposed to be perfectly normal; after all its been going on for a few million years, what is wrong with us?

Personally, I don’t think we humans are as intelligent as we like to give ourselves credit for.

We are really a quite primitive species with just enough brainpower to fuck up just about everything we get involved in.

One big problem is that most of what we are permitted to be taught about sex comes to us from a group of old people who are no longer sexually active; or by some who have in their golden years become so called servants of God; they had theirs, or maybe they didn’t. Now they tell us what is natural or permissible when it comes to sex.

I believe that anybody associated with a religious organization, or any one who is over sixty and teaching sexual education should be given a mandatory prescription of Viagra for three months; then let these experts, if they’re still alive, tell me that fucking is only to be used for procreation.

Now in many schools across the nation they are teaching abstinence, needless to say it didn’t work, in fact it had the opposite effect. In the state of Georgia alone the pregnancy rate amongst teenagers shot up over 12.8%, Yes indeed those Baptist sure know how to educate their kids.

In one breath we say sex is natural, in the next we try to rationalize what is natural; when we catch our kids playing with themselves, that’s a no no, it’s not natural? All the crap we put into our kids heads about sex is probably one reason we as adults are so fucked up about what’s natural in sex.

It’s supposed to be the ultimate pleasure, important to a happy relationship and physical contentment; we won’t tell our kids that, nor did our parents tell us.

What was natural a few hundred years ago would make women moan and not in pleasure; what was natural sex a few thousand years ago could land your butt in jail today.

What is natural depends in what culture or what century you happen to live in. Mixed up?  Don’t go running to your shrink; most of them studied psychology to figure out why they are so screwed up.

We’re still not far removed from our ancestors who didn’t know the sex act was what made babies; in some societies it was a sin to have sex other than for procreation; some religions today are still preaching this bullshit. In some societies for a women to have an orgasm was considered evil, so they cut the clitoris from their little girls. Wow, and we are the most intelligent species on the planet.

Where did we come from? If like many believe, we where created by an almighty God, then I think its time to admit, he or she fucked up big time; if we are a product of evolution, we had better hope that the next step is in the near future and in the right direction.

Now, many say we are in more enlightened times; we run to the bookstores and buy book after book, read magazine article after magazine article, just to discover the new spot. The G spot, the A spot, and any other spot that will give the young ladies screaming orgasms; are we fucking retards or what. Why in all the years of having sex haven’t we found these spots before? These are new discoveries? I don’t think so.

The problem was that to write or even talk about sexual pleasure was taboo, and who suffered? The ladies! That’s right the women of the world have had to suffer all these years with some dick for brains jumping on and off. They are still suffering and will continue to suffer until we remove ourselves from the ridiculous theory that sex is something other than a natural function.

Women have always known the magic spots to play with to reach orgasm, but they still have the guilt trip to deal with, so they won’t share with their mates just what turns them on; can you believe all the shit we put each other threw, for enjoying something that’s supposed to be natural.

Men as well have suffered threw this guilt crap; men go to prostitutes, because these women let it all hang out; these lady’s will gladly do anything your pocket can afford; the more kinky your taste the more expensive it gets. This behavior is accepted from them; it’s natural for a hooker to be a wild woman in bed, but let your wife try the same action and some men come unglued. “Where did you learn that?” “What the hell do you think your doing, your my wife not some hooker. Is it any wonder women have so many headaches?

Think of all the pleasure men have missed, and all the money he blew on some bimbo; All the while he could have had better sex at home with his passionate uninhibited wife.

It all boils down to education, the lack of a realistic sexual education. How can our kids except sex as a natural function when we the so-called sexually liberated adults don’t even know what’s natural.

I’m not too concerned about the kids learning about sex today, they know a lot more about sex and life than we did at their age; and they are a lot smarter sexually than most of adults like to give them credit for.

Today they have the Internet, they can sit at their computers, surf the Internet and learn more about sex in one hour than we learned in five years struggling threw puberty. Most have accepted a sexual responsibility as well, more than we ever did. I don’t know if their learning that what they desire shouldn’t be connected to a guilt trip, or embarrassment for their natural sex drives.

What really blows my mind is now that kids have a medium to learn all about sex from educators who know what they are talking about; the government and various church groups and other do-gooders are going sideways. “We must protect our children from that filth; and yet they permit kids to watch and play the most violent shows and games ever invented.

My guess to this mentality is its all right to learn how to blow off somebody’s head, to make bombs, to break every bone in the bad guys body, and to hate everybody on earth who doesn’t think exactly like you’ve been taught to believe, but to learn how to make your lover happy and to enjoy sex is a no, no.

We have to admit that sex is a normal desire in all humans, it’s not dirty, or bad, it’s a pleasurable function to be enjoyed. It’s a part of us that is completely natural.

Its natural, so leave our kids alone, let them have their fun, if you catch them checking each other’s bodies, let them, their not going to do any damage. As

long as they are playing doctor and nurse their learning about what makes us tick. I don’t mean to let little Suzy perform a circumcision on the neighbor kid, but as long as they’re not trying to cut each other up let them play.

When you catch them on the porno web, or with a girlie mag, leave them alone, treat it like its nothing important and they’ll soon be bored with it all, and get on to more serious educational games like Doom.

How did we evolve to this state of sexual enlightment? My theory is this.

In the good old days women where not that important, they couldn’t hunt worth a dam, and they weren’t interested in fighting with the other tribes; she was of know value other than cooking, picking up edible Herb’s, or making Thor a new bear skin suit; most important making Thor more male babies.

Sex in those days was open to who ever could get it, or tough enough to take it, don’t get pissed ladies it was only nature’s way, bam your mine, “Yes daddy.”

Then one day there stood this guy on top of the hill wearing a white sheep skin robe opened to the waist, a gold chain and cross hanging from his neck, a Rolrock watch, Gucci sandals; it was Gucci’s first year in business; it was pouring rain and the lighting was a flashing.

The new guy on the block shouts to all, that God is pissed off. Who’s God? asks Thor. The stranger patiently explains, speaking forcefully with a southern accent, that God is the guy who made everything they eat, wear, and fuck. In the future you can eat what ever you can stomach, wear what ever turns you on, you can have as many woman in your cave that you can afford; but in the future, you have to marry them nobody rides for free.

Marry them? What the hell you talking about, what’s marry her mean? you have to be married in the eyes of God. I’m the one God choose for this job, and you gotta pay God for this service. Not to worry, marry three or more at once and you get our package plan. Can you believe it? the first rabbi.

I’m to collect money, to do Gods work; you also must start paying me, oops God, for the sun, the rain, good luck at hunting and regular bowel movements. Give me some time and I’ll ask God what ever else he wants me to collect for.

Another thing, no more of this sport fucking, and no more of this eating what your fucking, women aren’t supposed to have pleasure out of this; if she’s not ovulating no touchy.

Thor could take no more, are you out of your fucking mind? we don’t even have thermometers yet.

Who knows what really went wrong. Something sure got bent out of nature’s way concerning normal pleasurable sex, or we wouldn’t be so stupid about how to do it for the pure enjoyment of doing it. Either it was man trying to control and belittle a woman’s importance in this world, or it was those creating religions to try and control everyone, including their sexual desires?  Let’s face it who ever can control sex, controls the world.

Try as they may they will never control the desire to breed, so what if some lame brains call it a sin, that’s why the Catholics invented hail Mary’s.

What is the driving force that has made sex so important? Is it just the biological compulsion to reproduce inherent in all animal species? Or do you think that there may be a bit of fun in this activity?

When you think about it, all men are really after is a little crevice with hair around it; it’s not really that pretty to look at, the smell has been known to leave a little to be desired, and the taste is not one you’re going to rave about. Ever get a pubic hair caught in your teeth, and not know it?

The guys are giving you funny looks and the women are grinning, ever get one caught in your throat? you walk around gagging, talking like Donald Duck.

It’s not what you would call a work of art. At least not at first sight. I don’t think you would want one hanging on your living room wall; well, there may be a few exceptions to this; how many people you know have a pussy hanging on their walls?

Teats are a different story; they gotta be a work of art; just look at how many guys have them hanging on their walls.

Now your thinking, a little crevice with hair around it, is that what really controls the world? Cleopatra had one; Josephine had one; look what happened to Mark Anthony and Napoleon; Eva Peron got Juan and the whole country of Argentina with hers. Do not ever underestimate the power of that stinky little crevice.

Women have more going for them than that cute little thing between their legs; but let’s face the facts, with what they got, they have one hell of a way to open doors to the greater opportunities available to attractive women who aren’t afraid to use what they have for personal gain. That little crevice with hair around it has been responsible for more change in our world than anything else known to man, for good and bad.

Why do all men have this obsession from the ages of about nine to eighty to insert their penises into a vagina? Incidentally, that penis isn’t so hot to look at either, especially if some saddest had it circumcised. You see statues and paintings of men with their penises exposed hanging in the parks and art galleries around the world; (Pardon the pun) works of the great masters; why do women seem to get such a kick looking at them. because they like to look at them that’s why; do men like to look at lady’s tits?

If having sexual intercourse is a natural desire that all animal species possess, then why have we, the supposedly most intelligent of all, keep hidden the secrets of enjoying sex? What ever possessed our ancestors to try to control this, the strongest of all our natural instincts?

A few years back, the Polynesian islands were paradise, Capt. Cook, and his boys, stumbled onto Shangri-La. Sex was something to be enjoyed by all, they had a system of free love, with know restrictions.

Then along came the dead brained, dead dicked missionaries, with their superior God and their self-righteous religious morals. They managed to fuck up thousands of years of paradise; why couldn’t they just admit they were dying to do the same thing and let the fuckers fuck.

People are going to have intercourse; it’s the strongest biological urge that humans possess, and you’re not going to stop it by waving a bible in there faces, or by insisting that sex for pleasure is a sin.

Did you know that even thinking about sex is a sin, looking at a nude body is a sin, but you look inside any Catholic church and what do you see adorning there wall and ceilings? Nude paintings, even nudes of little children; therefore it must be okay to look at nudity inside the church but outside is a sin.

Where did all this shit come from? In case you’re thinking that I put part of the blame on various religious organizations for our retarded sexual mentality, you’re right; no church or any other organization has any business as to what goes on in the privacy of your bedrooms.

I married a woman from Mexico; before we got married, we used to sneak out of her little town to a motel to have sex. She would fuck my brains out; one time we where at her home alone so decided to head to her bedroom for a quickie. You would not believe it, over her bed is this big cross in front of her bed was this big picture of Jesus hanging on the cross, blood gushing from every wound; two more pictures of the Virgin Mary adorned the other walls; in a corner stood this five-foot statue of Mary; this normally hot passionate woman was like a keg of ice.

After we were married, I informed her, if she wanted religion that was fine, but she had better go to church for it; and all that stuff in her bedroom had better find another home cause it was not coming with us; well, she still has some of it, but it is not hanging in our bedroom.

During the nineteen sixties, we had the “Hippie’s” the flower children. All they wanted was to give love and peace to the world; they had their “love ins,” in the parks, beaches and in the mountains; those love ins were great, of course I went, dancing, singing, hugging, kissing, making love, all you wanted; it was wonderful.

The blue nosed society and various religious organizations hated them; why? They were just a group of young and a few older people trying to love this planet, and the people in it; I loved their motto’s “PEACE”"MAKE LOVE NOT WAR;” sure they smoked a little dope, most of us from the sixties tried it once or twice, of course never inhaling.

What happened? jealousy? shame? politics? who knows?  Why couldn’t we except that just maybe those kids were on the right track and that we the so-called upper middle class pillars of society were the one’s who where really fucked up? I wonder what became of those kids. Probably Doctors or Lawyers. I know of one who made it big time in politics, but he still can’t seem to get the free love part out of his system, especially the blowjob part.

Maybe we should try and start a new movement, or at least some new moral guidelines to our sexual liberty; if for no other reason than to save some of our sleaze bag politicians the embarrassment of getting caught fucking their interns.

Now here we are, in the 21^st century; we’ve still got all the old taboos on sex; fortunately not many adults pay attention to them, and the kids are to smart to except the crap some adults try to lay on them about the evils of sex; we’re slowly learning to enjoy what our bodies tell us to.

Besides those taboos where not realistic; we are humans, penises get hard and vaginas wet, you’re not going to stop people from having and hopefully, enjoying sex; that’s like putting restrictions on your bowel movement

Let us face the facts; sex is and always has been the most pleasurable experience that a man and woman can share; the more we let our hair down, and pay attention to our mates needs, the more we are going to enjoy it ourselves.

Unfortunately, now we have AIDS to deal with, and from the looks of things, it’s going to be with us for quit some time, be careful, and protect yourself. I have personally lost two very close friends to AIDS, one died in my arms; it’s not pretty; not that it’s important but neither where gay, so forget about this being a disease of the homosexual.

Aids is an epidemic of such magnitude that this entire planet must come together and find the solutions for its control until a cure can be found.

When you think you’ve found Mr. right or Miss right, and would like a long-term relationship; insist on each other getting a blood test. If you really care for each other, this shouldn’t be a problem; the peace of mind that it will give can open new doors to your sexual experiences; you’ll be at ease with the mate of your choice.

You had all better except the danger of aids, and do what ever is necessary to protect yourselves, to educate the youth of this generation; they are going to enjoy the pleasures of sex, there is nothing we can do about it, except educate them to the responsibility they have to themselves and their partners.

We have kept our natural desires for sex suppressed for too long; it’s time we opened up and admit that sex is for pleasure as well as procreation. We should all learn to enjoy it more, at any age; its time we except what we desire is natural and normal; and we must take the responsibility to protect our loved ones and ourselves.

Aids clinics and house care facilities should be opened round the world, with free education, medicine, and whatever else is necessary to prepare and protect our peoples.

Get on with living life to the max; it’s a short trip; you just have to be more protective of yourself than thirty or forty years ago.

I want to bring something to your attention; according to statistics, you get about seventy or more years to enjoy your stay on this planet, and then you’re off to whatever you want to believe in; on to bigger and better things, heaven, eternal life, hell.

Personally I don’t believe any of that stuff; when you croak its over, when the lights go out forever, your worm feed. So I’m not taking any chances, I’m going to have my heaven right here on earth, doing what comes naturally, every day if I can.

It doesn’t matter how old you are; if in the morning that guy is at attention, greeting the new day, and hoping to have a little work out, go for it, seniors need their exercise too. The biggest drawback of growing old is those sweet young sexy girls like young sexy boys; unless you just happen to have a big bank account, then it doesn’t matter how old or what you look like, they are in love.

There are some girls who just adore mature sophisticated men, as long as you can afford them, enjoy them, have a ball; that’s being natural, isn’t it?

Don’t forget the ladies over forty, they’ve got more experience at making a man happy and most can cook as well, besides, a man over fifty is out of his mind to chase after those young good looking, big tited, tiny waisted, long legged, hot blooded pussy’s.

Who of us in our right mind really needs them hanging around the house? hell, they probably can’t even cook chicken soup.

If your over sixty, and find yourself single, you may, if lucky find the fountain of youth; it’s a twenty year old who just can’t live without you and your fat pension check. Sure all she wants is to be taken care of in style, but if she takes good care of you, makes you happy in whatever time you got left, go for it.

Having a good time in this life is one of the few pleasures that they haven’t found a way to tax. Yet.

Life is a short trip and as many of you know this voyage goes by all to fast, if your not enjoying it, you had better make some quick changes; you only have a one-way ticket then its “hasta luego baby” you are out of here and there is no way back.

SEX

Sex:

Scientist’s have came up with a new discovery, sex is good for you. Wow, after only a few million years of scientific study they finally reached that conclusion. They discovered frequent sex is good for one’s health; it can add years to your life, its good for your heart, gives you a stronger immune system, helps fight cancer, fights off depression, and stress, and lowers blood pressure. In addition, in case you didn’t know, it can also be fun.

Time magazine in their January 19, 2004 edition did a very interesting article on sexual healing. Instead of quoting from their article, I’ll send you out to buy their magazine, better yet read it on the Internet. That way I don’t have to go threw all the BS to get permission to quote from their magazine.

One thing that I will comment on is Dr. Beverly Whipple’s discovery a few years back of the “G” spot that has the power of sexual arousal leading to orgasm for women. Since the time of her brilliant discovery, there has been other scientific breakthrough’s regarding “hot spots”. The “A” spot the “O’ spot, and maybe a few more spots that they’re keeping secret.

Come on ladies who are you kidding, I know most of you are partially retarded when it comes to sex, but to take millions of years to discover your hot spots is really too fucking much. Did you know most women could bring themselves to orgasm in less than five minutes, so why don’t they share this information with their lovers?

I’m well aware that most men are lousy lovers the fact is when they have an erection their part of foreplay is finished, they want to go for it, now; but whose fault is it? It’s the women’s own fault, most of them are to timid to let a man know what turns them on or off, and then when their pussy for brains husband or boyfriends leave them wanting, they bitch about what lousy lovers they are. If women would take the time to explain what they like in sex, including the foreplay needed, where all her hot spots are, then they would be content and the man in her life would be proud of himself for being a good lover.

Women have to loosen up, don’t worry about scaring some guy off with your sexual needs; if the guy is so selfish that he won’t consider your needs, throw the bum out, your better off without him.

Men have been going to hookers for years, want to know why? well I’m going to tell you anyhow: It’s for pure unadulterated wild sex, those girls let it all hang out and will do anything your little heart desires, or maybe I should say anything you can afford, the more kinky your taste the more expensive it gets.

Ever hear the expression “be a lady in public and a whore in bed”? That’s right ladies at times you have to be that wild woman that men dream of having in their bed. Mix it up, one night come to bed in a little girl outfit, pigtails and all. Put on the “good ship lollipop routine, the sweet innocent little virgin; let him rape you. The next night show up in leathers and whips, just say “My turn”; soon he’ll be wondering just why he blew all that money on some bimbo, when he has better sex right at home.

Why are we so screwed up when it comes to sex? Why all the guilt for doing something so pleasurable? Who made up all those rules regarding our sexual behavior?  I can only guess, personally I think it was man trying to undermine just how important women are, or religion wanting to control all of us. Face it; who ever controls sex controls the world. Regardless who ever it was they had to be over 80, deciding sex was naughty, because they could no longer function sexually.

One more question then I will get off my sex rampage; if sexual intercourse is a natural desire possessed by all animal species, them why have we the most intelligent of all the species keep hidden the secrets of sexual pleasure, and tried desperately to keep sexual pleasure itself suppressed.

For those that feel we are above being animals free to have sex when ever the biological impulse kicks in, let me tell you something my wife calls me a wild animal, and is renewing my contract for another year; no I don’t take Viagra, after all I’m only 77.