COMING SOON MY LATEST BOOK

THE ULTIMATE SEX MANUAL

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT SEX

Most humans cannot remember the first few years of life; it’s called Infantile Amnesia. You have no idea how women start the programming of little boys at this stage of the game.

We men are programmed at a very early age to do whatever a woman wants you to do. It’s called control, and women have been in control of men for the past million or so years.

Just for a few examples of what’s in my book. Did you know the average woman can achieve orgasm masturbating in less than five minutes. Why will they not share these secrets with their sex partner?

They bitch and moan about what lousy lovers men are but they will not offer to help the dumb shit to become a better lover. In my book you will learn why they won’t share the secret of bringing a woman to orgasms.

Many think oral sex is dirty or only for those in the executive branch of government. (Some politicians think oral sex is not sex,) In my book you’ll discover how to bring a woman to the ultimate orgasm. When she discovers that you know her most guarded secrets believe me she’ll be back.

 Something else, women share their secrets with their friends as well as their hairdresser, so don’t be surprised when her friends start giving you the eye.

Marriage, for men under 40 who think its time to get married, do the rug rat thing, sell the corvette and buy the bathtub with four-wheel drive. It’s called temporary insanity.

At what age should men marry, and what age should his bride be, let me give you a hint. When your over 65 any age will do, but the best aphrodisiac is a women no older than 18, hey what the hell, so she’ll cost you a few extra bucks, but face the facts, all you really need her for is to call 911 when your old ass hits the deck. That is the main reason married men live longer than his single brothers.

Divorce. You’ve had 7 to 10 years of miss wonderful. Now her 38-inch teats are sagging to her 38-inch waist, which sags to her 42-inch ass. You’re now ready to move on to mistake #2.

Second marriage. Any man who is thinking of jogging down the isle again without reading this book, or talking to a psychologist, is to put it in a nice way, a fucking  idiot.

280 pages full of women’s  most guarded secrets, men have very few secrets, they have to brag to anyone within listening distance their whole so called private lives.

The Ultimate Sex Manual will guide you to obtaining sex with just about any woman you desire.

You’ve got to except one fact in life and that is women desire sex just as much as you do, in fact more so than you do. All you need is to learn a few of their secrets, and you’ll be amazed at just how fast they will jump into your bed, or the back seat of your car, or for that matter any place you want them to have sex.  

This book will not only be your guide to getting women in your bed, but also how to keep them coming back for more.

Most importantly, when they become a pain in the ass, how to get rid of them without losing your ass in the process.  

For the past forty-five years, Mr. Cook has been a constant international traveler, not solely for the pleasure of travel but to stay out of the hands of his 9 ex-wives and their lawyers. He’s 77 years old, retired in Mexico with his lovely young Mexican bride.

Pre order your autographed copy now at duwaynecook@gmail.com

The price is  $17.95 US     $250.00 Pesos for the Spanish version.
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