SEX IS NATURAL

SEX IS NATURAL?

There is one thing I cannot understand, we have been around in our present form for the past 100.000 or so years and we still do not know, or haven’t figured out how to make our mates happy sexually?

Are we really that retarded when it comes to sex? What is the problem; you would think that after all these years of practice we should have it down to a fine art; you would think every woman on earth should have multi orgasms at will.

Men don’t seem to have much of a problem, if he can get it in, even if he has to bend it in he can get it off.

Sex supposedly is natural, a basic instinct, instant tranquility; it’s natural, so it has to be good for you, right?

The problems we have with sex is of our social programming, not of our basic instincts; what may be natural in the US may be taboo in South America; what’s natural for the Hindus may be a sin for the Catholics; to put it more directly, religion of one form or other has done more to fuck up fucking than any other cause.

Some psychologist tell you its good for you, it’s healthy, nature’s tranquilizer; parents think one way till their daughters reach about 13; the boys start

sniffing around, she starts acting strange, then the parents, especially dads, start to back off on what is considered natural.

A few thousand years ago, it may have been natural for Thor to smack his woman to be on the head and drag her off to his cave. This of course would make things a lot easier today, some women may even go for it; for most women in this modern day world it will not work, ask Mike Tyson, it cost him some time in the slammer and a ton of money.

Our close relatives the gorillas have a routine not to far removed from man a few thousand years back; the males square off and beat the crap out of each other tell one is the victor.

The champ limps off and fucks the lady of his choice. The loser and his buddies have to set on the sidelines playing with themselves tell the big guy takes a nap, then they will take life in hand for a quickie with the first lady gorilla that will accept their advances. Fortunately, for the youngsters, female gorillas have few headaches, so the boys are permitted a few practice rounds.

When it comes to sex there is too much conflict to just what is natural; different cultures, religions, and now even the governments are trying to control or at least influence what goes on in our bedrooms; perhaps the government’s main concern is birth control, or maybe the high cost of disease control, certainly not our primitive instincts for breeding.

Of all the species on this planet humans are the most ignorant when it comes to understanding their sexuality; teachers in our school system even to University level are restricted in sharing what little or any knowledge they may possess concerning what is normal in sex.

Religion, and those who think they should control all matters sexual have produced a nation of frustrated sexual idiots.

Humans are the only species who are ashamed of their bodies; there are a few young ladies out there who are willing to show off their tits and a few pubic hairs creating mega buck industries; like table dancing. Girlie mags, movies, the internet and TV

generates, billions of dollars all from mans desire to look at a woman’s body. The porno business alone generates over 12 billion per year. And you get upset when I call humans partially retarded.

Why do we put ourselves threw so much crap for something that’s supposed to be perfectly normal; after all its been going on for a few million years, what is wrong with us?

Personally, I don’t think we humans are as intelligent as we like to give ourselves credit for.

We are really a quite primitive species with just enough brainpower to fuck up just about everything we get involved in.

One big problem is that most of what we are permitted to be taught about sex comes to us from a group of old people who are no longer sexually active; or by some who have in their golden years become so called servants of God; they had theirs, or maybe they didn’t. Now they tell us what is natural or permissible when it comes to sex.

I believe that anybody associated with a religious organization, or any one who is over sixty and teaching sexual education should be given a mandatory prescription of Viagra for three months; then let these experts, if they’re still alive, tell me that fucking is only to be used for procreation.

Now in many schools across the nation they are teaching abstinence, needless to say it didn’t work, in fact it had the opposite effect. In the state of Georgia alone the pregnancy rate amongst teenagers shot up over 12.8%, Yes indeed those Baptist sure know how to educate their kids.

In one breath we say sex is natural, in the next we try to rationalize what is natural; when we catch our kids playing with themselves, that’s a no no, it’s not natural? All the crap we put into our kids heads about sex is probably one reason we as adults are so fucked up about what’s natural in sex.

It’s supposed to be the ultimate pleasure, important to a happy relationship and physical contentment; we won’t tell our kids that, nor did our parents tell us.

What was natural a few hundred years ago would make women moan and not in pleasure; what was natural sex a few thousand years ago could land your butt in jail today.

What is natural depends in what culture or what century you happen to live in. Mixed up?  Don’t go running to your shrink; most of them studied psychology to figure out why they are so screwed up.

We’re still not far removed from our ancestors who didn’t know the sex act was what made babies; in some societies it was a sin to have sex other than for procreation; some religions today are still preaching this bullshit. In some societies for a women to have an orgasm was considered evil, so they cut the clitoris from their little girls. Wow, and we are the most intelligent species on the planet.

Where did we come from? If like many believe, we where created by an almighty God, then I think its time to admit, he or she fucked up big time; if we are a product of evolution, we had better hope that the next step is in the near future and in the right direction.

Now, many say we are in more enlightened times; we run to the bookstores and buy book after book, read magazine article after magazine article, just to discover the new spot. The G spot, the A spot, and any other spot that will give the young ladies screaming orgasms; are we fucking retards or what. Why in all the years of having sex haven’t we found these spots before? These are new discoveries? I don’t think so.

The problem was that to write or even talk about sexual pleasure was taboo, and who suffered? The ladies! That’s right the women of the world have had to suffer all these years with some dick for brains jumping on and off. They are still suffering and will continue to suffer until we remove ourselves from the ridiculous theory that sex is something other than a natural function.

Women have always known the magic spots to play with to reach orgasm, but they still have the guilt trip to deal with, so they won’t share with their mates just what turns them on; can you believe all the shit we put each other threw, for enjoying something that’s supposed to be natural.

Men as well have suffered threw this guilt crap; men go to prostitutes, because these women let it all hang out; these lady’s will gladly do anything your pocket can afford; the more kinky your taste the more expensive it gets. This behavior is accepted from them; it’s natural for a hooker to be a wild woman in bed, but let your wife try the same action and some men come unglued. “Where did you learn that?” “What the hell do you think your doing, your my wife not some hooker. Is it any wonder women have so many headaches?

Think of all the pleasure men have missed, and all the money he blew on some bimbo; All the while he could have had better sex at home with his passionate uninhibited wife.

It all boils down to education, the lack of a realistic sexual education. How can our kids except sex as a natural function when we the so-called sexually liberated adults don’t even know what’s natural.

I’m not too concerned about the kids learning about sex today, they know a lot more about sex and life than we did at their age; and they are a lot smarter sexually than most of adults like to give them credit for.

Today they have the Internet, they can sit at their computers, surf the Internet and learn more about sex in one hour than we learned in five years struggling threw puberty. Most have accepted a sexual responsibility as well, more than we ever did. I don’t know if their learning that what they desire shouldn’t be connected to a guilt trip, or embarrassment for their natural sex drives.

What really blows my mind is now that kids have a medium to learn all about sex from educators who know what they are talking about; the government and various church groups and other do-gooders are going sideways. “We must protect our children from that filth; and yet they permit kids to watch and play the most violent shows and games ever invented.

My guess to this mentality is its all right to learn how to blow off somebody’s head, to make bombs, to break every bone in the bad guys body, and to hate everybody on earth who doesn’t think exactly like you’ve been taught to believe, but to learn how to make your lover happy and to enjoy sex is a no, no.

We have to admit that sex is a normal desire in all humans, it’s not dirty, or bad, it’s a pleasurable function to be enjoyed. It’s a part of us that is completely natural.

Its natural, so leave our kids alone, let them have their fun, if you catch them checking each other’s bodies, let them, their not going to do any damage. As

long as they are playing doctor and nurse their learning about what makes us tick. I don’t mean to let little Suzy perform a circumcision on the neighbor kid, but as long as they’re not trying to cut each other up let them play.

When you catch them on the porno web, or with a girlie mag, leave them alone, treat it like its nothing important and they’ll soon be bored with it all, and get on to more serious educational games like Doom.

How did we evolve to this state of sexual enlightment? My theory is this.

In the good old days women where not that important, they couldn’t hunt worth a dam, and they weren’t interested in fighting with the other tribes; she was of know value other than cooking, picking up edible Herb’s, or making Thor a new bear skin suit; most important making Thor more male babies.

Sex in those days was open to who ever could get it, or tough enough to take it, don’t get pissed ladies it was only nature’s way, bam your mine, “Yes daddy.”

Then one day there stood this guy on top of the hill wearing a white sheep skin robe opened to the waist, a gold chain and cross hanging from his neck, a Rolrock watch, Gucci sandals; it was Gucci’s first year in business; it was pouring rain and the lighting was a flashing.

The new guy on the block shouts to all, that God is pissed off. Who’s God? asks Thor. The stranger patiently explains, speaking forcefully with a southern accent, that God is the guy who made everything they eat, wear, and fuck. In the future you can eat what ever you can stomach, wear what ever turns you on, you can have as many woman in your cave that you can afford; but in the future, you have to marry them nobody rides for free.

Marry them? What the hell you talking about, what’s marry her mean? you have to be married in the eyes of God. I’m the one God choose for this job, and you gotta pay God for this service. Not to worry, marry three or more at once and you get our package plan. Can you believe it? the first rabbi.

I’m to collect money, to do Gods work; you also must start paying me, oops God, for the sun, the rain, good luck at hunting and regular bowel movements. Give me some time and I’ll ask God what ever else he wants me to collect for.

Another thing, no more of this sport fucking, and no more of this eating what your fucking, women aren’t supposed to have pleasure out of this; if she’s not ovulating no touchy.

Thor could take no more, are you out of your fucking mind? we don’t even have thermometers yet.

Who knows what really went wrong. Something sure got bent out of nature’s way concerning normal pleasurable sex, or we wouldn’t be so stupid about how to do it for the pure enjoyment of doing it. Either it was man trying to control and belittle a woman’s importance in this world, or it was those creating religions to try and control everyone, including their sexual desires?  Let’s face it who ever can control sex, controls the world.

Try as they may they will never control the desire to breed, so what if some lame brains call it a sin, that’s why the Catholics invented hail Mary’s.

What is the driving force that has made sex so important? Is it just the biological compulsion to reproduce inherent in all animal species? Or do you think that there may be a bit of fun in this activity?

When you think about it, all men are really after is a little crevice with hair around it; it’s not really that pretty to look at, the smell has been known to leave a little to be desired, and the taste is not one you’re going to rave about. Ever get a pubic hair caught in your teeth, and not know it?

The guys are giving you funny looks and the women are grinning, ever get one caught in your throat? you walk around gagging, talking like Donald Duck.

It’s not what you would call a work of art. At least not at first sight. I don’t think you would want one hanging on your living room wall; well, there may be a few exceptions to this; how many people you know have a pussy hanging on their walls?

Teats are a different story; they gotta be a work of art; just look at how many guys have them hanging on their walls.

Now your thinking, a little crevice with hair around it, is that what really controls the world? Cleopatra had one; Josephine had one; look what happened to Mark Anthony and Napoleon; Eva Peron got Juan and the whole country of Argentina with hers. Do not ever underestimate the power of that stinky little crevice.

Women have more going for them than that cute little thing between their legs; but let’s face the facts, with what they got, they have one hell of a way to open doors to the greater opportunities available to attractive women who aren’t afraid to use what they have for personal gain. That little crevice with hair around it has been responsible for more change in our world than anything else known to man, for good and bad.

Why do all men have this obsession from the ages of about nine to eighty to insert their penises into a vagina? Incidentally, that penis isn’t so hot to look at either, especially if some saddest had it circumcised. You see statues and paintings of men with their penises exposed hanging in the parks and art galleries around the world; (Pardon the pun) works of the great masters; why do women seem to get such a kick looking at them. because they like to look at them that’s why; do men like to look at lady’s tits?

If having sexual intercourse is a natural desire that all animal species possess, then why have we, the supposedly most intelligent of all, keep hidden the secrets of enjoying sex? What ever possessed our ancestors to try to control this, the strongest of all our natural instincts?

A few years back, the Polynesian islands were paradise, Capt. Cook, and his boys, stumbled onto Shangri-La. Sex was something to be enjoyed by all, they had a system of free love, with know restrictions.

Then along came the dead brained, dead dicked missionaries, with their superior God and their self-righteous religious morals. They managed to fuck up thousands of years of paradise; why couldn’t they just admit they were dying to do the same thing and let the fuckers fuck.

People are going to have intercourse; it’s the strongest biological urge that humans possess, and you’re not going to stop it by waving a bible in there faces, or by insisting that sex for pleasure is a sin.

Did you know that even thinking about sex is a sin, looking at a nude body is a sin, but you look inside any Catholic church and what do you see adorning there wall and ceilings? Nude paintings, even nudes of little children; therefore it must be okay to look at nudity inside the church but outside is a sin.

Where did all this shit come from? In case you’re thinking that I put part of the blame on various religious organizations for our retarded sexual mentality, you’re right; no church or any other organization has any business as to what goes on in the privacy of your bedrooms.

I married a woman from Mexico; before we got married, we used to sneak out of her little town to a motel to have sex. She would fuck my brains out; one time we where at her home alone so decided to head to her bedroom for a quickie. You would not believe it, over her bed is this big cross in front of her bed was this big picture of Jesus hanging on the cross, blood gushing from every wound; two more pictures of the Virgin Mary adorned the other walls; in a corner stood this five-foot statue of Mary; this normally hot passionate woman was like a keg of ice.

After we were married, I informed her, if she wanted religion that was fine, but she had better go to church for it; and all that stuff in her bedroom had better find another home cause it was not coming with us; well, she still has some of it, but it is not hanging in our bedroom.

During the nineteen sixties, we had the “Hippie’s” the flower children. All they wanted was to give love and peace to the world; they had their “love ins,” in the parks, beaches and in the mountains; those love ins were great, of course I went, dancing, singing, hugging, kissing, making love, all you wanted; it was wonderful.

The blue nosed society and various religious organizations hated them; why? They were just a group of young and a few older people trying to love this planet, and the people in it; I loved their motto’s “PEACE”"MAKE LOVE NOT WAR;” sure they smoked a little dope, most of us from the sixties tried it once or twice, of course never inhaling.

What happened? jealousy? shame? politics? who knows?  Why couldn’t we except that just maybe those kids were on the right track and that we the so-called upper middle class pillars of society were the one’s who where really fucked up? I wonder what became of those kids. Probably Doctors or Lawyers. I know of one who made it big time in politics, but he still can’t seem to get the free love part out of his system, especially the blowjob part.

Maybe we should try and start a new movement, or at least some new moral guidelines to our sexual liberty; if for no other reason than to save some of our sleaze bag politicians the embarrassment of getting caught fucking their interns.

Now here we are, in the 21^st century; we’ve still got all the old taboos on sex; fortunately not many adults pay attention to them, and the kids are to smart to except the crap some adults try to lay on them about the evils of sex; we’re slowly learning to enjoy what our bodies tell us to.

Besides those taboos where not realistic; we are humans, penises get hard and vaginas wet, you’re not going to stop people from having and hopefully, enjoying sex; that’s like putting restrictions on your bowel movement

Let us face the facts; sex is and always has been the most pleasurable experience that a man and woman can share; the more we let our hair down, and pay attention to our mates needs, the more we are going to enjoy it ourselves.

Unfortunately, now we have AIDS to deal with, and from the looks of things, it’s going to be with us for quit some time, be careful, and protect yourself. I have personally lost two very close friends to AIDS, one died in my arms; it’s not pretty; not that it’s important but neither where gay, so forget about this being a disease of the homosexual.

Aids is an epidemic of such magnitude that this entire planet must come together and find the solutions for its control until a cure can be found.

When you think you’ve found Mr. right or Miss right, and would like a long-term relationship; insist on each other getting a blood test. If you really care for each other, this shouldn’t be a problem; the peace of mind that it will give can open new doors to your sexual experiences; you’ll be at ease with the mate of your choice.

You had all better except the danger of aids, and do what ever is necessary to protect yourselves, to educate the youth of this generation; they are going to enjoy the pleasures of sex, there is nothing we can do about it, except educate them to the responsibility they have to themselves and their partners.

We have kept our natural desires for sex suppressed for too long; it’s time we opened up and admit that sex is for pleasure as well as procreation. We should all learn to enjoy it more, at any age; its time we except what we desire is natural and normal; and we must take the responsibility to protect our loved ones and ourselves.

Aids clinics and house care facilities should be opened round the world, with free education, medicine, and whatever else is necessary to prepare and protect our peoples.

Get on with living life to the max; it’s a short trip; you just have to be more protective of yourself than thirty or forty years ago.

I want to bring something to your attention; according to statistics, you get about seventy or more years to enjoy your stay on this planet, and then you’re off to whatever you want to believe in; on to bigger and better things, heaven, eternal life, hell.

Personally I don’t believe any of that stuff; when you croak its over, when the lights go out forever, your worm feed. So I’m not taking any chances, I’m going to have my heaven right here on earth, doing what comes naturally, every day if I can.

It doesn’t matter how old you are; if in the morning that guy is at attention, greeting the new day, and hoping to have a little work out, go for it, seniors need their exercise too. The biggest drawback of growing old is those sweet young sexy girls like young sexy boys; unless you just happen to have a big bank account, then it doesn’t matter how old or what you look like, they are in love.

There are some girls who just adore mature sophisticated men, as long as you can afford them, enjoy them, have a ball; that’s being natural, isn’t it?

Don’t forget the ladies over forty, they’ve got more experience at making a man happy and most can cook as well, besides, a man over fifty is out of his mind to chase after those young good looking, big tited, tiny waisted, long legged, hot blooded pussy’s.

Who of us in our right mind really needs them hanging around the house? hell, they probably can’t even cook chicken soup.

If your over sixty, and find yourself single, you may, if lucky find the fountain of youth; it’s a twenty year old who just can’t live without you and your fat pension check. Sure all she wants is to be taken care of in style, but if she takes good care of you, makes you happy in whatever time you got left, go for it.

Having a good time in this life is one of the few pleasures that they haven’t found a way to tax. Yet.

Life is a short trip and as many of you know this voyage goes by all to fast, if your not enjoying it, you had better make some quick changes; you only have a one-way ticket then its “hasta luego baby” you are out of here and there is no way back.