IMPOTENCE
The greatest fear for men is sexual impotency; the first time a man cannot perform sexually is the most traumatic experience of his life; there he is with a ten-inch penis, and he’s afraid that its only future use is for urination; he is mortified to say the least.
You think men don’t try to rule with their cocks. The cars, the clothes, and even those stupid caps they wear backward. The tee shirts with somebody elses name, or logo. The real man messages on their sweatshirts, “Kill Em All Let God Sort Them Out;” real he-men. Don’t believe it, it’s all a macho show; a display of their masculinity; but when the day comes when he cant get a rock solid erection, he ain’t shit, and he knows it.
Wait tell the first time he can’t get it up. His personality changes big time. Out of pure fear he becomes meek, unsure of himself, he actually becomes a nicer nobler person, he’s now humble. All this because his cock will know longer jump to attention; hell the poor bastard can’t even masturbate, that shriveled up piece of dead meat keeps slipping out of his grip, must be that dam soap; it just hangs there, dead, like a well-cooked piece of spaghetti flopping in the air.
One of mens best keep secrets is a surgical process’s called the penile implant. This being a semi rigid plastic cylindrical device placed within the penis; they have half a hard on day and night; at least half their confidence is restored. The sad part of this is, its not necessary, its just another way for Doctors to rip you off; they will be the last to tell you that if you cant get it up, it’s usually your own fault.
Mistreatment of their body’s is usually what gets most men into this predicament. Usually it’s just a physical break down, but it can rapidly turn into a physiological problem if not treated immediately.
The main cause, at least for most men with the limp dick syndrome is booze, drugs, or both; nothing will knock your dick dead faster than the abuse of those two.
Second is stress, either on the job or in a relationship; third is diet; face it big Mac’s, whoppers, cokes, and a side order of French fries are not conducive to getting an erection.
I’m surprised Burger King, or one of the other venders of gut busters haven’t picked up on this and came out with the aphrodisiac burger, for a bigger and better whopper; who knows they may even taste good; one thing for sure they would be the hottest seller in the history of burgers.
How can any man expect to perform at 100% when all he does is pack his face with fast food and a big slurpy?
Men will lie on their ass the entire weekend watching sports, eating chips and washing it down with a six pack or two of beer, real jocks. When he runs out of beer, he will drive the half block to the fast food store to pick up another 12 pack; when he hits the sack after an exhausting 10-hour day of clicking the remote from one sporting event to the next. It’s the “Baby bring out the Viagra, I feel like fucking tonight”.
Let me tell you something; if they cut the half time shows from sporting events the birth rate would drop by about 30%.
We as a nation are getting lazier and fatter every generation, and then we wonder what happened when we cannot get our cocks straight; are we really only partially retarded?
The first time you are unable to perform its important for you to set down with your wife or lover and discus your problem.
Unfortunately, men do not like to share this problem, but at this time your mate can be of great help in bringing you out of this serious situation.
Her understanding of your problem can keep you off the physiologist couch and most importantly off some surgeon’s table getting a dildo sewn inside your cock, unless of course she is the cause of your problem.
Set down and take a look at your life style, heavy drinking? Drugs. Even weekend binges can wreck your love life, and age is not a factor; there are many twenty and thirty year olds who cant get it up solely because of drinking, drugs, and putting garbage food into their bodies.
Stress on the job, if you have serious problems on the job this can hang over into your home life and affect your love life.
Stress in your relationship, this is obviously going to effect your ability to perform; if your having problems with your mate, its dam hard to perform with any feeling in your bed.
Diet, this is one problem effecting your sexual performance that very few men pay any attention to and yet one of the most important.
What can you do other than becoming a monk, or having half a hard on that’s difficult at times to even piss threw?
Let’s take one at a time;1. Drinking alcohol or non- prescribed drug use. Stop for at least ten days, this includes soft drinks. “How can I watch my football games without a beer?” easy don’t watch the football game, go for a walk instead.
2. Take a good look at your problems at work are they really problems, or in your poor physical condition you created these problems, or made them out to be bigger than they really are; maybe a short vacation is in order to clear your head out.
3. stress in your relationship or family; you have to set down with all concerned and discuss the problem; be prepared to except the blame or partial blame for what’s going wrong; the important thing is to open up; get it all out into the open; you are heading for serious problems if you don’t.
One more thing, if you got a butt fuck ugly wife, you know the kind, “2 super burgers, triple fry’s, oh yes a 2 liter of diet coke please”. You had better tell her it’s time to diet or pack her bags.4. Diet, its amassing that man can ever get a hard on with the shit he throws in his body; a man will take better care of his car than his own body; even dogs eat a more balanced meal than most men, or women for that matter.
Here’s my program for all the above, in ten days you will be a new person; if you follow the rules, the big guy will once more stand proudly at attention, and you can go back to being the prick with a big dick.
Take three days off work; time it around a weekend so you have five days to work on yourself; no booze or drugs for this five-day period, also no meat; not just red meat, any meat.
The first thing every morning upon arising drink two ten-oz. glasses of lukewarm water.
The day before you start this program go to the locale park or woods and measure off one mile, you go to the park or woods, not the gym, regardless of the weather.
The first day you walk briskly the one mile you have previously marked off, then one-mile back. Only two miles at first, and alone, I repeat, ALONE; early in the morning; hopefully the weather will be bad enough where you’ll move your ass, and when I say briskly, I mean to really move, as fast as you can without jogging;
When you return to your home, have breakfast, no bacon and eggs, only cereals.
If you have to eat that stuff with the basketball heroes on the cover go ahead, but its better to make a trip to the health food store and buy wheat germ, rolled oats, oat bran, and some wheat bran. Mix this in with the super star’s formula and you will get some nutrition to start your day. If you have to use milk, use only skim milk, or soymilk, better still yogurt but nonfat without the fruit, unless he is your roommate.
No toast, no coffee, or any drink that has caffeine, drink decaffeinated teas, especially dandelion tea if you’ve been a heavy boozer; no cheese, in fact no dairy products for the first five days.
Your first day go to a book store and find something to your liking, nothing about work, this is reading for your pleasure, don’t try to learn anything; this is to free your mind of any problems you think you have.
If you smoke now is the time to give it up. You’ve got five days all to yourself, so if you turn into a nervous pain in the ass, you’ll only have yourself to bitch at. If married or have a live in, an hour before she or he gets home take another two-mile walk; this is to relieve those jangled nerves that usually build up the first three or four days while quitting smoking; so when your mate does walk threw the door their not met by some raving maniac.
If you’re serious about quitting, buy another book extra long, James Michener is great to stop smoking by. Make a deal with yourself know smoking when you read. After a couple days you may be able to finish a whole chapter before sucking up smoke; keep thinking, one less cigarette, one more hard on. It may or may not be true but a good thought nonetheless.
Go to the locale health food store and buy these products.
Korean red ginseng, capsules. Take two every morning with your first two glasses of water, if you like open the capsules and make yourself a tea, add some honey if you need to for taste. two more capsules at night before bedtime. (Note; if you have high blood pressure, pass on the Korean Ginseng, take Muira Puama instead, it has shown to lower blood pressure as well.)
Mexican Damiana, extract, or tea if you can get it, if not capsules, take one teaspoon every morning with your second glass of water, another teaspoon at night.
Sarsaparilla extract, or in capsules, takes two tablets or one teaspoon at midday, repeat with dinner. Siberian Ginseng, capsules, take two at mid day and two more at dinner; remember every time you take a tablet, capsule, or extract drink at least 1 ten-oz. glass of water.
That’s right you will be drinking at least ten glasses of water per day preferable bottled; if you can handle it without peeing in your pants drink twenty.
What to eat, for breakfast? Cereal, with lots of fiber, all you can eat, this is not a diet to loose weight, we are just going to clean out your body a bit. For lunch, any pasta dish, without meat or cheese, all you want, with a big salad, with only vinegar and olive oil for dressing. You can substitute fresh lemon juice for the vinegar if you wish. No soups, unless prepared at home without salt, vegetable stews of any kind, let me repeat, no meat, no salt; one short note on salt, don’t start crying that your food has know taste; there are many good spices on the market such as basil, oregano, laurel, cilantro. There are many more that will actually enhance the taste of your food and be a lot better for you than salt; no dairy products.
Another important note; your main meal of the day should be between one and three in the afternoon; eat light after 6 pm, you’ll sleep better.
Snacks, if you have been a heavy drinker you should snack on no less than three medium sized carrots per day raw of course. celery one or two stalks per day, artichokes eat the meat off the leaves, and the heart, beets at least three a week all raw; yeah, that means uncooked. I repeat All the above should be eaten raw, cleaned of course, but don’t peel.
Stay away from all Products with sugar, salt, or MSG; try to eat only natural foods without preservatives. which means spend more time in the produce section, and leave the canned crap alone.
Eat raw garlic with everything you can, not the pills plain garlic, on your salads in your soups, in everything you can stand; hey I told you to be alone for five days; so don’t sweat a little breath odor.
After five days, you can eat anything you want, but please stay away from fast foods of any kind. Stay light on your consumption of meats, especially pork and red meats; try not to salt your foods, your body derives all it needs from natural food, and if you eat in restaurants they put plenty of salt on every thing they prepare.
Keep drinking plenty of water at least ten glasses per day and continue with the Herb’s and roots I’ve recommended.
After five days, the morning walks should be extended to four miles per day, for the rest of your life; always walk alone and in a park or woods; two reasons, the exercise is good for you, second and just as important, the solitude is very important to get your brain twisted back where it’s supposed to be.
No gyms, unless its for your added pleasure; if after one month of this regimen the pride of your life’s only function is for peeing threw, consult your doctor about Viagra, or one of the other drugs for getting things straightened out between your legs.
Remember one thing, they’re still drugs; eventually you’ll have to pay the price for there use; you may have a monster erection; but your liver and kidneys are rotting away; I don’t care how big a hard on you got, its dam hard fucking with a catheter up your dick.
Let me share some information with you on Viagra; here are just a few of the side effects; heart related problems including, heart attack, sudden death, (oh this is just fucking great, you finally got a screaming hard on, only one problem, your dead). Irregular heart beat, stroke, chest pain and increased blood pressure, if you are taking any medical prescriptions, (and who of us over fifty isn’t) consult your doctor before taking or doing anything new.
Here’s the one I just love; if your
erection last longer than four hours, you may have priapism. Contact your doctor (or undertaker) immediately.Come on guys, is this really worth getting a hard on for, your cock is sticking straight up, the
only problem is the undertaker is having a hell of a time fitting you for a casket.
If you have any illness, heart, diabetic, or are taking any prescribed medicine, consult your Doctor before starting this or any other health program.
Not to worry, things will be looking and hopefully, standing up soon.
