After Life
How many of you believe in an after life?
I’m willing to bet quit a few, but now tell me, why?
Have you really messed up your life so badly here on earth that you can’t wait to get somewhere else to get it right?
“Oh yes heaven is the place for me” “come get me Jesus”, no matter how badly you have fucked up your and others lives, in Heaven your going to have the perfect life. Again, tell me, Why do you believe this?
Most of those who believe in an after life or reincarnation, are also believers in a God in one form or another.
What’s going on here, this guy who created you is supposed to be so perfect but he couldn’t get it right the first time? So no matter how badly you behave here on earth not to worry your going to get a second shot?
The Catholics really have a good deal; you can be the most evil piece of shit who has ever walked the earth. You can rob, rape, and kill, the day they walk you down the hall to fry your worthless ass, some priest in a dress will except your confession to your God and all is forgiven, off you go to Heaven for an eternity of bless.
Come on, what kind of father figure is this guy. “ Hi Dad welcome home from work, I’ve got to confess something. I burned down the neighbor’s house. I shot the husband, cut off his wife’s head, and fucked his five year old daughter, will you forgive me?” “Why of course my son, come into the house and have a glass of milk and some cookies.”
The Muslims even have a better deal. They can steal, rape, and slaughter whole villages, if they have their way entire countries. If they happen to get killed in their pursuit of cleaning up the World for God, they get to go to Heaven into the waiting arms of 72 virgins. What about the guys three or four wives he left here on earth? They’re not the least bit jealous? “oh no our husband is a martyr, he can have all the pussy he can handle in Heaven.” Wow sounds like a dam good deal to me but if you don’t mind I would rather have all the pussy I can handle right here on earth.
Never the less it’s always a good idea to cover your ass. I wonder if the Muslims have a recruiting office here in Mexico.
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