72 Virgins ?

72 Virgins ?

Wow, seventy two virgins, and all you have to do is kill off as many infidels as possible, and of course you have to give your life here on earth in the process.

Mohammed sure knew how to get young men to do his dirty work for him.

Seventy two Virgins, you’ve got to be kidding, no man could handle seventy two hot young women, at least men who are still alive here on earth, maybe when you’re dead Mohammed will also give you super powers.

Look let’s get real, five Virgins is enough for anybody, especially when your over 70 years of age, even five would be too many unless you’re rich enough to buy enough Viagra.

Maybe with a little luck Mohammed will help out in this matter, free Viagra Whoopi, and while he’s at it a inch or two thrown in would be kind of nice.

One thing bothers me, in the Islamic religion your permitted 4 wives, to have sex outside that religion is considered adultery, and the punishment is death by stoning.

It’s also death by stoning to have sex with any woman outside of marriage.

Now with sheep you get a pass, yep oh lucky sheepherders, you can fuck all the sheep you want, except the male sheep, don’t fuck with them or you could lose your head.

I’m surprised the gay rights people haven’t jumped all over this miscarriage of human rights.

Let’s face the facts, according to the Koran you’re allowed to have four wives, and sex outside of marriage could cost you your life so what kind of bullshit is this?

Here you are, you’ve got your ass full of bullets, or have blown yourself up trying to kill as many infidels as possible, and now you’re looking at your 72 virgins who you can’t fuck, that doesn’t seem like a very good deal to me.

Well, the only solution I can think of is to select four of the best looking ones, and have a group wedding, then after 4 or 5 years divorce the first 4 and marry 4 more from your private Virgin pool, this system should keep you busy for almost 100 years

Another thing that bothers me is where the hell is Mohammed going to get all those Virgins? Do you have any idea of just how many Muslims have lost their lives in the past 20 or so years, trying their very best to blow the shit out of us infidels, it’s got to be in the hundreds of thousands.

Hey those peace loving people have been at war for hundreds of years, so he’s going to need at least 5 to 10 million Virgins.

I live in Mexico and I can assure you he won’t find many here over the age of twelve.

Oh well Mohammed always liked them young. 

Sport Fanatics

Sport Fanatics

There are many college and university  coaches bringing home more than a million dollars per year, why? What are they really bringing to the average collage students future?

Why is it that we pay millions of dollars to some football or basketball players? Other sports as well have their big buck earners. Boxers make up to 20 million for one fight, granted they may be the world’s best, but come on, 10 to 20 million just to beat the shit out of another human being? Sounds a bit much to me.

Tiger Woods is now a billionaire, why? For hitting a little ball around some of the most beautiful landscapes the world has ever seen? He should be paying us for the privilege.

Hey look I’m not knocking Tiger Woods, I’ve got to admit to being a golf fan, but not a fanatic, he wins great, he loses, so what, it’s know skin off my ass.  

He is beyond a doubt the greatest golfer in my lifetime, but come on, why so much money for doing something he would probably do for free, or even pay to do if we lived in a real world.

The fans of various sporting events are jumping up and down, “we won we won”, they screech. Folks you haven’t won diddly shit, the players or player win or lose, and are making a ton of money for their effort.

How has the outcome of any sporting event changed your life, what has it actually given you for your future? for your families future? I’ll tell you what they have given you, a few moments of pleasure, and that’s it.

Come on folks wake up, hell, sex can give you more pleasure and it’s a lot cheaper than spending a couple hundred bucks for good seats at a basketball or football game. And you don’t have to fight traffic to get home, well in most cases you won’t have to fight the traffic getting home.  

The athletes jump into their 300 thousand dollar cars and head home to their 10 million dollar homes, off you go in your 5 year old piece of shit SUV and head off to your piece of shit home which you owe far more than it can be sold for.

But oh happy day “we won we won”, tell me, just what the hell did you win?

There are so many and I must admit mostly men who spend up to 8 hours every Sunday watching some sporting event, and on Monday for a good part of the year there is Monday night football, and these fanatic cry “ there is not enough time for my family”. assholes.

In the greatest parts of the World you have football soccer, Wow, talk about fanatics, as many wives will testify, you do not disturb these fans during a game without the risk of being punched in the face. If their team loses you may get punched in the face for not disturbing them.

Let’s change the subject and get into something of more value than our sporting fanatics. There are people who are actually giving something of value to our children are treated the worst of any collage graduate, our teachers and professors, who are amongst the lowest paid of any professional in the work force.

Just look at their responsibilities, they are preparing our children for their futures, for the future of the World.

Personally, depending on their qualifications their salaries should be at least doubled, not hard to do just cut that college football or basketball coaches salary by about 70%, after all who is giving more value to our future?

We as parents should be spending much more time with our children and a lot less on sports. We should encourage our youth to get involved in sports but not to take them too serious, they are just games that children play, and for many they remain to be children well into their sixties.