72 Virgins ?

72 Virgins ?

Wow, seventy two virgins, and all you have to do is kill off as many infidels as possible, and of course you have to give your life here on earth in the process.

Mohammed sure knew how to get young men to do his dirty work for him.

Seventy two Virgins, you’ve got to be kidding, no man could handle seventy two hot young women, at least men who are still alive here on earth, maybe when you’re dead Mohammed will also give you super powers.

Look let’s get real, five Virgins is enough for anybody, especially when your over 70 years of age, even five would be too many unless you’re rich enough to buy enough Viagra.

Maybe with a little luck Mohammed will help out in this matter, free Viagra Whoopi, and while he’s at it a inch or two thrown in would be kind of nice.

One thing bothers me, in the Islamic religion your permitted 4 wives, to have sex outside that religion is considered adultery, and the punishment is death by stoning.

It’s also death by stoning to have sex with any woman outside of marriage.

Now with sheep you get a pass, yep oh lucky sheepherders, you can fuck all the sheep you want, except the male sheep, don’t fuck with them or you could lose your head.

I’m surprised the gay rights people haven’t jumped all over this miscarriage of human rights.

Let’s face the facts, according to the Koran you’re allowed to have four wives, and sex outside of marriage could cost you your life so what kind of bullshit is this?

Here you are, you’ve got your ass full of bullets, or have blown yourself up trying to kill as many infidels as possible, and now you’re looking at your 72 virgins who you can’t fuck, that doesn’t seem like a very good deal to me.

Well, the only solution I can think of is to select four of the best looking ones, and have a group wedding, then after 4 or 5 years divorce the first 4 and marry 4 more from your private Virgin pool, this system should keep you busy for almost 100 years

Another thing that bothers me is where the hell is Mohammed going to get all those Virgins? Do you have any idea of just how many Muslims have lost their lives in the past 20 or so years, trying their very best to blow the shit out of us infidels, it’s got to be in the hundreds of thousands.

Hey those peace loving people have been at war for hundreds of years, so he’s going to need at least 5 to 10 million Virgins.

I live in Mexico and I can assure you he won’t find many here over the age of twelve.

Oh well Mohammed always liked them young.