The Golden Years or Growing Old Gracefully

“The Golden Years”

Or “Growing Old un-Gracefully”

I have no idea as to who started this bullshit about growing old gracefully or the golden years, just let me tell you there is nothing golden about growing old, except the gold in your teeth, if you have any left.

For most humans our bodies start to go downhill after the age of fifty.

For men you’ll notice your skin starts to sag, that old tight stomach starts to expand and sag with the ten to twenty pounds that just seem to come out of nowhere, your hair starts to change for a nice shade of grey or it just starts to disappear altogether.

When you go to pee you’ll notice that what used to take 10 seconds now takes about 3 minutes, shake it how you may there are always a few drops more that usually stain the front of your pants, you try and cover it up with the old explanation “they’ve got to fix those dam water faucets”.

Your blood pressure starts to climb, for the rest of your “golden years” you’ll be taking one poison or another to keep it down.

That pride and joy that you called the beast, is now turned into a limp piece of spaghetti, which is used for that five minutes or longer needed to relieve the old bladder. Oh well just pop a few other poisons into your system and soon the old guy will be standing straight up, you may drop dead with a heart attack but with one fine looking erection, try to explain that to the undertaker.

You’ve been thinking of hitting on that cute 18 year old waitress in your favorite coffee shop but back off due to the fact that you’ll probably embarrass yourself, who knows with the right amount of money she may even go for it, so you’ll buy a pack of Viagra and take your chances, with your luck you’ll croak right before the grand final, now try and explain that to the little woman, by the way that little woman you married is no longer so little.

Hemorrhoids, oh yes may the fun never stop, bleeding hemorrhoids are the most fun, you’ll start wearing Kotex to keep from getting blood on your pants, your wife has reached the age of not needing them, now it’s your turn to be on the rag.

For you women the story gets really gruesome, You gals spend billions of dollars on tinting your hair and buying cosmetics, as for those once beautiful teats that are now sagging down to your also sagging tummy, what can you do?

Okay so a few pounds of silicon will get them right back up, but what to do for the rest of your saggy body? Well you can start with a tummy tuck, have that saggy ass tucked, your chin lifted, all those wrinkles removed, and those varicose veins have got to go, hey for no more than $50 or $60 grand you’ll look like that 18 year old waitress your husband has been drooling over. Hey better yet, you now look good enough to start looking for an 18 year old waiter.

The bottom line is this, the so called “golden years” is a crock of bullshit, and who ever coined the “growing old gracefully” phrase was probably very rich or croaked before he turned 60.

The USA is finished

The USA is finished

The USA has lost the war without a shot being fired, not a single bomb being dropped on our great lands.

Obama has brought the US to the end of the line, he has single handed destroyed the greatest country know in the history of man.

He has lied and manipulated the people of our country from day one. Even to the degree of his collage education, for example, his years at Columbia University. Why is it that not one Professor ever heard of him?

Why is it that only one so called class mate ever knew him? And how does he get to open sealed documents of opponents to use for political purposes, while all of his Collage documents remain sealed?

What is he trying to hide? And why is he trying to hide it?

Is it that for the most part of his years of academia where spent in a narcotic stupor from his admitted drug habits?

How did this party going drug using idiot ever get to where he’s at?

Let me tell you, he sold his soul, not to the devil, but to something worse, the big political machine of Chicago.

Beyond a doubt the most corrupt evil empire known to man since the beginning of the political system.

This group of very powerful, and needless to say very rich people have been covering Obamas ass since he first indicated an interest in running for political office.

Why? What is it about Obama that would catch these people’s eyes?

First of all Obama is totally corrupt, secondly he would do anything asked of him to win in the game of politics, and might add, politics to Obama is just that, a game.

In case you haven’t noticed Obama has absolutely no respect for Congress, or for that matter the Senate, he does not associate with politicians, who we the people have elected to represent us in Washington.

He has surrounded himself with political outsiders who have sold their souls to Obama and Obama’s control group, they will lie even under oath, to make sure that no matter what scandal hits Washington Obama will come out totally unscathed.

He will confess to knowing absolutely nothing as to what those corrupt politicians have been doing behind his back.

Why is it that the entire media, Except FOX NEWS is covering Obamas ass, will this may come as a surprise but the owners of Television, most of the news Magazines, as well as the Newspapers, are owned or under control of the same group of people who put Obama into the White House.

The bottom line is this.

Who’s at fault for the destructing of the America that we over forty once knew?

We are, we have permitted this catastrophe by not paying attention or demanding transparency in who we elect.

Come on folks who out there knows anything of Obamas past, other than what he wants you to know, anything important is sealed to your eyes.

We are stuck with a man who is out to destroy the USA, and sad to say he has succeeded in his quest.