WHEN ISLAM RULES

When Islam rules

As I write the children of Islam are so busy killing each other, that they really haven’t given much thought to what they are stepping into in there quest to conquer the world; just think of the job they’ll have transforming the US to Islam rule.

Those of us in the western World are so busy using up instant credit, buying cosmetics, new homes, cars, and of course standing in lines to buy the latest Play station, that they too aren't paying much attention to what life would be like under Muslim rule.

In the US alone we have over 170 million spoiled rotten women, many of whom are now “wanna be” Muslims; just wait tell the Muslim clerics try to tell these women, they must cover there heads with veils, Kiss the cosmetic industry good by.

Wait tell these same women realize they are now second-class citizens, and must submit to mans every whim, and to keep there mouths shut.   Wait tell these same women upon being raped find that they are the guilty for enticing some poor man into raping them, and shall be punished and branded as whore for the rest of there life.

Ladies not to worry, sure you’ll be confined to the house for the most part of the day, but you wont’ be lonely, you’ll have at least 2 or 3 other wives to help with all those little rug rats, and of course you’ll be allowed to go shopping with all your new sisters. Can you believe it, four women shopping together. Forget about that second car, women shouldn’t be allowed to travel around, anyway. Hey, maybe your husband is the generous type, how about that, your very own camel.

Wait tell the men of the US and other countries as well find out that there favorite watering hole are closed forever, no more beers after work, no more three martini lunches. No more sports as we now know, no more football, what are we going to do all day Sundays, can you believe what life would be like with no more football, and to say the least, tail gate barbeques and keg parties, what are men going to due with all their free time. Oh yeah we’ll have more time to pray. Did you ever wonder what those Muslims pray for five times a day, that’s right they are praying for all the things that we now have.

Our great industries will just leap forward. Microsoft, General Motors, Ford, Will all improve under Islam rule, don’t believe me, look at their record of

accomplishment at dealing in camels and horses. Hey, give credit where credit is due.

Outfits like CNN, NBC, ABC, and a few others will all have Cart Blanc in their new headquarters in Iran, after all they've done to destroy the US they deserve no less.

Now that we are looking at the positive side of Islam rule, here’s one you’re going to love. For all our fighting men in the military, 72 virgins, that’s right 72, all you got to do is die in combat or even suicide bombing and Allah will be waiting with 72 virgins all for you.

Do not even think about reinstating the draft.  72 virgins will have many old-timers standing in line to volunteer, including a 74 year old now retired in Mexico, Okay you guessed it, I am ready to sign up, I don’t even need the whole 72, one or two will be just fine. Lets face the facts when your over 70, 72 virgins is gross overkill. I wonder if Allah will kick in free prescriptions of Viagra.

Now here is some good news for all you sheepherders, you can have all the sex you want with your sheep, but only the females, only problem being after sex you cannot eat them. The gay sheepherder had better be careful; sex with a male sheep will get your head chopped off.

I hope those great leaders of Mexico are paying attention to this; they really have some cute sheep down here.WHE