The Death Penalty

The Death Penalty

Just read where in Oklahoma they screwed up putting some guy to death, and of course the bleeding hearts are now in mourning. OMG, he was even gritting his teeth.

I wonder if the young girl he shot with a shotgun gritted her teeth, or when his good buddy’s buried her alive.

They should all be put to death, but I feel that we should throw out all this high tech bullshit.

Let’s get back to basics, remember the old days when some guy wearing a mask and with a big axe would simply cut their heads off? Now I can assure you those people didn’t grit their teeth.

How about Gods gift to the French, the guillotine, now if you really want a merciful execution that’s your baby, wacko, and your heads in the basket, two points for the executioner.

Or another fine option is the firing squad, one bullet to the head and that’s that, no squirming in pain and no gritting your teeth, if the marksman is good enough, no teeth.

Regardless, these old methods of killing somebody was a lot more effective than those high tech chemicals in use today.

Look this could be turned one hell of a business, say we go back to the Guillotine, we could open the show with a couple table dancers, and then cut up a few water melons for a few practice rounds for the executioner, gifts for the kids, we got to make everybody happy.

For high end executions like for big name politicians or bankers we could get somebody like Beyoncé to sing the national anthem.

I figure we could get at least 50.000 people at $50.00 a head, hey for the front row $250, a head.

Come on let’s make some money out of this, people love violence, look at the movies that rack up billions, and those games our youth are so obsessed with.

Let’s give the people what they want and make a few bucks while we are at it.