RATING OF HUMANKIND
When you take a look at the achievements of
humanity over the past few thousand years you’ll see that our greatest
technological advances have been in the creation of better and faster ways to
exterminate our enemies.
And who may you ask are our enemies? Well that’s a
no brainer, our enemies are those who don’t worship the same God or who may
worship the same God but not as we the most intelligent species on the planet
do.
Humans in just the past few thousand years,
actually in just the past few hundred years of using our vast intellectual
superiority have managed to cut down most of our trees, which gave us a stable
climate.
In that same time period have managed to
contaminate most all our rivers, to say nothing of the total contamination of
our lakes giving us the ability to now pay over $2.00 for gallon drinkable
water, beer is just a little bit more expensive but takes your mind off all the
shit we are doing to our planet as well as each other.
And now in modern times we have finally managed to
contaminate our oceans, yep we don’t even have to go fishing any more, all we
have to do is scrape the dead fish off our contaminated beaches.
Oh yeah we are the brilliant ones, are we not?
We drive cars that are capable of hitting 200 mph
while the speed limit in most countries is at most 75 mph, and this on roads
that are not safe at 50 mph, not to worry folks, only the rich are intelligent enough
to shell out the $200.000 or more to purchase these road rockets.
Marriage? Why even bother? Look you may think a
wedding ceremony is expensive, just wait tell you take the next step, Divorce, that’s
the fucking you get for the fucking you got.
Just look where marriage has gone, men marrying
men, women marrying women, what’s next, just you wait and see, sooner or later
some crazy will want to marry their dog, or cat, or maybe some hot blooded
chimpanzee that they just can’t live without, so again I ask why bother?
Our men are happy with a six pack of beer and a
sporting event such as football, basketball, baseball or soccer, and of course
a nice warm vagina that he can call his very own, believe me marriage is not required
for this life of bless.
Our women of the World are happiest when they have
a platinum credit card, which enables her to go shopping for all those
important things that at the moment she just can’t live without, usually crap
that she will never us or wear, women spend over 40 billion ayear just for
cosmetics, another 25 billion for sex toys, guess those cosmetics aren’t doing
their job.
For that platinum credit card she will gladly be
the supplier of that nice warm vagina.
Yep, it’s called prostitution, but with only one
client also known as husband, she will fuck him suck or give him any kind of
kinky sex his little heart desires whether he is drunk or sober at any time of
the day or night as long as she has an up to date credit card.
And let me tell you, when that credit card is maxed
out so is she, the shit hits the fan.
It’s time for a divorce lawyer, now the fun
begins, the judge will probably give her everything she want including that
platinum credit, you of course will be given the payments. If the poor fool wants to keep his happy sex
life he had better start looking for a part time job to pay for all his sexual
bless.
Marriage used to have its place in society, it was
supposed to keep the family unit together, but those days have come to an end,
so why even bother?
In closing here is a funny line. Joan Collins when
approached by an animal loving nerd about her mink coat, “do you know how many
animals died for you to get that coat” Joan replied with “do you know how many
animals I had to fuck to get this coat?”
So how would I rate humankind? On a scale of 1 to
10, I will be generous and give us a 2.
