The Golden Years

I’m pretty sure those reading this have already reached those so called “golden years”.

I have no idea as to who started this line of B.S. had to be a 40 year old politician, as you may know there is nothing golden about it, especially after 70 years of age.

For men and a few women the first to go is your hair, second your teeth, third your energy level has dropped down to almost zero, and needless to say your sex drive has driven off to the land of fantasy.

Not to sound all negative, we gain a few things, like arthritis, high blood pressure, no problem more prescriptions and a lot more money for those greedy doctors.

Your memory is on the decline, and oh yes not to forget those bleeding hemorrhoids after every mornings movements, if you’re lucky enough to have a regular movement. 

Not to forget the opportunity of Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s that could enter your “Golden Years”, Cancer is another thing to look forward too, especially colon cancer, now that one can really hurt.

Your kids are talking about that very nice rest home; you know the one with all those hot chicks in their 70s to 90s, all hot to trot. Better to masturbate than get into one of those wrinkled up old bags.

Doctors really love you, they set their with pen in hand eagerly ready to write you a prescription for that new miracle drug, that they haven’t tried out yet, and it only cost $50 a pop.

They are called, “ those in the practice of medicine”, that’s it folks they practice medicine on your old body, I for one don’t need some rich asshole practicing any thing on my body.

You must learn one thing in this rapidly ageing world, there are three kinds of people that you must stay far away from, 1. Are doctors, 2. Are lawyers, 3. Are preachers of any religion, they are all blood sucking parasites who only want your money.

Needless to say there is a 4^th, and that’s politicians, they want your money as well as your vote. All dead beats who will suck you dry.

In closing my I wish you all a very happy “Golden Years”.