The end of Marriage

What’s all this debate going on about who can marry who ? and what is our Government doing getting involved ?

In my opinion the Government, state or federal have no business in who marries who. If some idiot wants to marry his pet sheep, or his very sexy chimpanzee let him, it’s none of our business. And besides when the honey moon is over, the sheep will probably end up on his plate, and the chimp can be sold to some other animal lover.

Look face the facts, marriage is not what it used to be, most marriages today just don’t work out , more than 50 % end up in divorce court  after less than five years, where the only winner is some parasite lawyer.

Why is this? Simple women no longer need a man around the house; she has the government hanging around to support her and whatever rug rats she’s brought into this crazy world. So when she gets bored some poor guys ass is grass and he is out of the love nest.

So now we have all the gay rights people marching and demanding for the right to marry, are they fucking mentally retarded or what? The lawyers are ringing their fat little hands in glee.

The gay man wants to marry his lover, the gay woman just can’t live without marriage to the girl of her dreams, there all assholes, living in some kind of fantasy world.

If you truly love another what the hell is marriage for?

In the old days God had to sanction your marriage or you would be living in sin. What kind of religion is that, telling people to love and want share life with another is a sin, bullshit, but that’s another subject I’ll get into that at a later date.

Now the government needs to sanction your marriage, and if you don’t let them no tax breaks, why? Why the hell is it so important for the government to get involved into who is living with whom.

Just tell me why the Federal and State Governments are so involved with marriage, and for that matter why are you so involved with who marries who, look it’s none of our fucking business as to who is marrying who, you’ve got enough problems keeping your own marriage out of the divorce courts.

The Muslims have a pretty good idea, when wife number one gets to the stage of sagging teats and ass, all he has to do is face Allah turning seven times saying seven times I divorce thee. And the old gal hits the streets. Off he goes with wife number 2 or three maybe even four, younger more attractive woman, with  nothing sagging.

Let’s be honest, when most men get married they are marrying a vagina not the woman.

When a man marries he has no idea as to just who the woman is, for that matter most women don’t even know who the hell they are, they have been living in fantasy land for so long that they have lost all touch with reality.

All most men know is she has a nice set of teats, long legs and beautiful ass, and most important a vagina and he cannot live without it. So down the aisle they go and in a few years when they find out just what a bitch he has set up housekeeping with, and what a complete asshole he is, off they march to the divorce court to find learn what a real fucking is.

The bottom line is this, if you feel it absolutely necessary to get married, go for it, marry whoever you please, your boyfriend, girlfriend, or for that matter your dog or horse, even your goat or sheep, (sheep are a bit cuter and softer as well also when the honey moon is over they are delicious) except for you Muslims if your fucking your sheep you are not permitted to eat them.        

PEACE AND TRANQUILITY IN LIFE

What is it that we humans are really searching for in this short life? What are our dreams for our future?

Is it to get married, have a family, two or three kids that we so lovingly  refer to as our children, little house with a white picket fence?

That’s how many of you describe the perfect life.

Okay let’s get real, first of all how many marriages last over five years, the odds are about one out of seven last over five years.

After five years that lovely young woman or man or woman you married has lost a lot of what you thought was the perfect mate, she has turned into the bitch of bitches, and he has turned into the perfect asshole.

The so called modern woman would rather have a job outside of the family home,They want to be independent, they want "their space". 

Very few know anything about what a kitchen is for, other than their microwave oven, their automatic dishwasher, and of course their oversized refrigerator where they store for months the left over’s from their TV dinners.

As for those lovely kids who spend more time in day care, or when a bit older in school than with their family who have very little respect for their mother or father, why should they? they have no idea as to just who the hell they are.

Another thing, when those kids hit about eleven or twelve years of age they go from school to the malls, where they share with their friends as to what a bitch their mother is and what an asshole their father is.

There are a few countries that have what we used to refer to as a family unit, where the father worked and the mothers stay at home and take care of her house and her children.

In the USA and many other wealthy countries, forget it, there is no such thing as a family unit,, all the man is used for is another paycheck to buy all the shit that you women don’t really need. And I might add men are just as guilty, they will run out and charge another new car that they just can’t live without, after all that peace of shit they are driving is two years old.

The women of the USA for the most part are spoiled rotten; they really think they deserve all the crap they have stuffed into their drawers and closets, some of which are used only once, if at all.

Let me tell you something, if I were a young man living in the USA I would never even think of getting married, the odds of getting divorced are just too great, and in divorce the man is the one getting it stuck where the sun don’t shine, you’ll end up paying for the rest of your life.

So to make it short if what you’re really looking for a life of peace and tranquility, you had better stay single.

WORLD GOLF TOUR (AKA WGT )

March 10, 2013duwaynecookEditLeave a comment

Much talk has been going around that WGT is a rip off, is it?

Yes of course it is, but you must accept one fact, it is a business, and people are in business to make money.

Getting to the point how do they cross the line from being a good business to that of a company that is ripping people off, and might add making a ton of money in the process.

Here is how they work, they start you off with beginner clubs and balls, all for free.

As soon as you learn the basics of the game and you should want to advance to a higher level your going to need an upgrade in clubs as well as balls, now these are going to cost you.

Now here is the catch, depending on what level you have reached will dictate as to what level clubs and balls your allowed to purchase, the higher your level the more advanced club and balls your allowed to buy.

As your level advances your allowed to buy clubs and balls that will supposedly enable you to reach higher rating.

What happens to your old outdated clubs well those generous hearts at WGT will buy them back, and might add at a penny on the dollar.

There are 8 levels at WGT, so as you advance to different levels and you wish to advance further your encouraged to purchase advanced clubs.

You can start your advancement with clubs for as low as 200 credits ( about $2.00) or as you advance you can spend close to 3000 credits ( about $30.00 for the upper level players ).

A top level set of irons will set you back about another $30.00, and of course you’ll need a putter, They can go as high as $27.00.

If yo really want to get into the game just buy a complete set of clubs for the paltry sum of About $50.00, without the putter.

What happens if you don’t wish to purchase their advanced clubs? well let me tell you, the game gets harder and harder, they have a system called VEM or as commonly referred to as “the beast”, with this system they can control just how difficult your game can become. the better and might add more expensive the clubs and balls yo buy the easier your game will become, for a short time.

As for the balls, now this is their real money maker. You can spent anywhere from 10 credits  for balls that are nothing better than the free started balls or up to 550 credits for the top of the line Nike balls (about $5.00 for 3 ) which will give you more or less 3 games, that is if you don’t hit your ball out of bounds or the many water hazards.

You’ll be amazed at the percentage of your more expensive balls find their way out of bounds or those dam water hazards, as the free balls very rarely end up out of bounds or into the water hazards.

Something else to remember, don’t ever complain to them, this will get you on their shit list faster than you can blink an eye, and I can assure you your game will get unbelievably more difficult.

Usually, if you do complain they will do nothing to help you, that is if they should even acknowledge your complaint, but your game will get a lot more difficult.

The bottom line is this, WGT is the best golf game on the internet, just don’t take it serious, and play for free, don’t give them a dime.

You would be surprised at just how many of their top rated players stick with the starter clubs and balls, they have taken the time to master what they’re playing with.

Hey this is just a game played by a lot of old folks like me, save your money for things a hell of a lot more important than playing an electronic version of golf, save your money and buy more Viagra, it is a hell of a lot more fun, and from what my doctor tells me can add about ten years to your life.